Renowned For Their Affinity For Casting Spells Of All Stripes, The Shadow Wizard Money Gang Has Been

Renowned for their affinity for casting spells of all stripes, the Shadow Wizard Money Gang has been known to employ rather advanced hand augmentation magicks into their in-group hand gestures.

I don't mind that recent Metroid games have taken to providing explicit justifications for why Samus needs to re-collect all of her upgrades in each game, but I do mind that it's often for such stupid fucking reasons. Like, let's at least make it something that's commensurate with the trouble she went through to collect all that junk in the first place, you know? I think in the next game she should get blown out of the sky in low orbit and experience atmospheric re-entry without a spaceship – I'm sure there's something in her increasingly fucked up DNA that would let her survive that. Just hauling her still-smouldering body out of a twenty-meter-wide impact crater like "welp".

My apprentice has been wanting to "bump some elf twink bussy" and I haven't a blithering clue as to what that entails

maybe such a goth thing but gotta love the dictionary when it comes to words related to death. corpse? rigor mortis?post mortem? mortician? embalming? funeral? burial? mortuary? morgue? cemetery? casket? so sophisticated

Im just going to put this out to the eather

Please Reblog among the Chiss blogs so I reach I wider population. Being shadow banned sucks but I'm curious about the interest

THE WIZARD COUNCIL ARE UNREASONABLE. SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A LIMIT ON TOWER HEIGHT