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Happy Sunday Brainrot
Happy Sunday Brainrot
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More Posts from Emotionalsupportgoblin420
Haru fans, where y'all at!!! 🗣🗣🗣
Imagine how absolutely ecstatic Aki would be when he finally gets his second tail! Imagine he gets it protecting you in one way or another. Maybe from a creep and/or a robber something like that, and he'd use his kitsune magic and agility to get rid of them. As he's standing up for you, you notice his tail starting to split.
Aki: "You better stay away from my girlfriend!"
Bad guys: "Oh yeah? Or else what?"
Aki: "Or else this!" *insert kitsune shenanigans*
As the bad guys flee, he looks back at you with triumph on his face.
Aki: "Did you see that? I bet they'll think twice before messing with the great Aki!"
You're just standing there, staring at him, speechless.
Aki: "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"
You: "Aki! Your tail! Look!"
Aki, turning in circles: "What?! What's wrong with my tail?"
He finally grabs his tail. Only one problem. He has one tail for each arm. His face looks shocked, then slowly turns to happy.
Aki: "I have two tails... HAHAHA!!! I have two tail!!! I finally got my second tail!!!"
He bounces around, all excited, before turning to you. He drops his tails, runs over to you, and gives you the biggest hug. He just keeps repeating, "I got my second tail!" over and over.
You: "Hahaha! I know, sweetie! I can see that!"
You can't help but laugh at your enthusiastic boyfriend. Finally, he settles down a bit, but for the rest of the day, he's just fawning over his new tail. And he HAS to call up Haru to rub it in his face lol
Currently I'm at "It is what it is"
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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful