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*trying to flirt* yeah so what people don't know is that in some cases it's actually entirely possible to walk without your fibular bone. yeah. yeah because your tibia carries most of the strain. yeah. and here's your sternum, where your rib bones aren't actually connected to it directly but instead linked by cartilage so your chest can expand to breathe. meaning that if you're stabbing somebody in the heart you're gonna wanna go for--

Ooh! And what if plot points are like: "Someone said I cheated on my wife! This is obviously untrue, please clear it up for me" and they're expecting to have to lie but no, he really was framed

Ok as a Greek mythology nerd I love seeing different takes on having characters representing the different greek gods, but also I think it would be hilarious if someone made a pantheon of gods using the greek gods / titans / whatever names and then making the names have ZERO relation to their powers or personality

Like we have a Hera who is gay and the worst cheater you have ever seen

Artemis? Yeah she's a stay at home mom to the other gods, goddess of the ocean

Posideon? God of cheese, why? It's funny

Like imagine the possibility!! It would be so annoying and so funny, and like if it was like a DND party with another greek mythology nerd they'd wonder if it was like a plot point, and whether it is or it isn't, if you care about greek mythology it'll be the most memorable campaign you ever play.

Ridill: I thought that that was such a transparent excuse to not talk to me, you literally dived out of a moving train. ‘Oh, I left the oven on’, really?

Ace: …You don’t know if that was a lie or not.

You have rotted my brain I found a magic quiver and are expericning euphoria bc it reminds me of trails of apollo

*insert shakespeare speak*

if there is still a gaping hole in your heart where the black rose pirates once were you will not be entitled to financial compensation, suffer.

if there is still a gaping hole in your heart where the black rose pirates once were you may be entitled to financial compensation

You know when a name is said out loud in media and you're like "Yeah okay his name is Murdoch" And then one day you're looking at fan content or something the creators said like "Yeah I love Muireadhach"

and you stare at it like who the fuck is moi-ruh-eye-duh-hatch

and then you get context and you're like YOU MEAN MURDOCH?????