Someone Zapped Me With The Feels Bad Beam For No Fucking Reason

Someone zapped me with the feels bad beam for no fucking reason

ggarlv sdalt

So I have this ccontainer of garlic salt, but like yknow how garlic is sticky so it makes the salt sticky so the garlic salt sticks to the container so I always turn the thing of garlic salt around so that its easier to unstick is and like there only a bit left in the shaker so to get it to pour good I poke a chunk of the garlic salt into the container and then shake it until it losens the rest of the garlic salt

I forgot where I was going with this

-1 hp

yum -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp yummy -1 hp

I think Im actively dehydrating myself

So I have this ccontainer of garlic salt, but like yknow how garlic is sticky so it makes the salt sticky so the garlic salt sticks to the container so I always turn the thing of garlic salt around so that its easier to unstick is and like there only a bit left in the shaker so to get it to pour good I poke a chunk of the garlic salt into the container and then shake it until it losens the rest of the garlic salt

I forgot where I was going with this

Launches myself at you like a cat about to attack you but instead I just lay in your lap

@bizlybebo

mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)

Can people stop starting their streams at 10pm-1pm Britain time!!!! I'm TRYING to keep a sleep schedule