I Just Realized I Dont Think Ive Ever Talked About How Much I Despise Queen Lagoon On Here

i just realized i don’t think i’ve ever talked about how much i despise queen lagoon on here

Jinx + text post meme

Debunking pro-Glorybringer arguments I’ve seen because I’m sick of it.

“They’re just dragons” Yeah, they are. Humanized dragons written for children to relate to. This still isn’t okay.

“They’re both adults now” That doesn’t mean it isn’t predatory?? And when they met, Glory was clearly a child and Deathbringer continued to shamelessly flirt with her.

“It was just a writing mistake” Why would Tui avoid the topic of the age gap at all costs if it really was a mistake?

“They love each other though” ……..😶 not even gonna say anything..

“Plenty of couples have a larger gap than Glorybringer” They probably didn’t meet when one was a child though?

“Glory was mature for her age” SHE WAS STILL A CHILD. This is the same argument literal pedos use 😬

The person who reblogged this from you is rooting for your success.

me with the second arc/legends characters

literally

JMA Headcanons! (+ one Moon AU + lots of commentary)

Moon is aroace and has a personality

Basically Moon turns down both Qibli and Winter

I want to add more but my brain is empty

Help

Oh right we need a gay mudwing therapist

JMA has a gay mudwong therapist/school counselor named Chamomile

Also I think JMA needs more teachers

After arc 3 Blue, Cricket, and Sundew go to JMA I guess

The grumpy SkyWing librarian from Possibility who yelled at Moon gets a job at JMA because why not (probably as another librarian) (Also she’s not very nice to the students but surprisingly befriends Cricket who basically lives in the JMA library at this point)

Snail and Herring also get jobs here too (to help with self defense classes and maybe stuff abt SeaWing culture?)

Yes I am giving all the background characters jobs at JMA

They deserve it

Also JMA decides to expand

MORE BACKGROUND CHARACTER TEACHERS

Winglets for hybrids are added because it seems like the muber of hybrids in Pyrrhia is growing (Thanks Possibility and Sanctuary)

After arc 3 Pantalan tribes are added to the winglets

Sometimes some of the queens will make surprise visits to the school

Oh some RainWong healers get jobs at the school as nurses

Don’t worry, they don’t give you cough drops for stomachaches

Peril and Sundew become bffs and spend a lot of time in the science lab blowing stuff up

Once they started a big fire

Obviously no one followed the fire drill protocols because who has time for that when YOUR SCHOOL IS ON FIRE

It was okay in the end and nobody got hurt, but Sundew and Peril ended up with detention and were forever banned from the science lab

Peril convinced her gfs (Sunny and Fatespeaker [Yes, I ship the three of them platonically]) to lift the ban

The ban was partially lifted and now Peril and Sundew are only allowed in the lab on weekends and when the classrooms around the lab are empty

Wow I wrote a lot…

… But I still have more stuff to dump

A greenhouse is added to JMA

A lot of the LeafWing and RainWing students spend a lot of time there

Also a P.E. class is added (but it’s fun!)

Somehow Tsunami ends up subbing for a math class

It is very chaotic

Tsunami gets mad at the word problems because “WHAT DRAGON IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY 846 ORANGES AND 15 LOAVES OF BREAD” and “WHY WOULD YOU NEED A BUCKET OF WALRUS BLUBBER IN THE SUMMER” and other stuff like that

Clay teaches P.E.

Sunny teaches Language Arts and sometimes does demonstrations for the self defense class

Animus magic is back and Peril gets an enchanted bracelet/earring that she uses to control her firescales (she deserves it)

Webs and Sunny run the debate club

I feel like it would be really funny though, like the droopy, boring teacher and the friendly, peaceful teacher running a club where basically students argue with each other

Sunny is usually the person who gets the students to settle down when things get too loud

Webs actually can debate pretty well

Tsunami sometimes helps but usually ends up debating with the students instead of giving them instructions

That’s all for now but I’ll probably add more later