Pronouns: My existence cannot be contained by your pathetic "genders" so use whatever I guess Armchair sorcerer whose complete disregard for personal safety and lack of fear of consequences is only kept in check by serious concern for personal safety and much fear of consequences. My current goal is to eventually get off my sorcery armchair and immediately go overboard with a spell and have it blow up in my face. I'm going to keep adding lines to my bio and hope the fact that it all gets mushed into a single unreadable line on mobile is just on my end actually fuck that I can use an unreadable bio like caltrops to deter invaders and ninja spies
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Baby Pawpaw Why Do Your Leaves Brown. Your Soil Is Moist But Well Drained. You Are Shaded On My Porch
Baby pawpaw why do your leaves brown. Your soil is moist but well drained. You are shaded on my porch like the trees that shield you in the forest. So why, my child? Why do you cry?
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