
Pronouns: My existence cannot be contained by your pathetic "genders" so use whatever I guess Armchair sorcerer whose complete disregard for personal safety and lack of fear of consequences is only kept in check by serious concern for personal safety and much fear of consequences. My current goal is to eventually get off my sorcery armchair and immediately go overboard with a spell and have it blow up in my face. I'm going to keep adding lines to my bio and hope the fact that it all gets mushed into a single unreadable line on mobile is just on my end actually fuck that I can use an unreadable bio like caltrops to deter invaders and ninja spies
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Baby Pawpaw Why Do Your Leaves Brown. Your Soil Is Moist But Well Drained. You Are Shaded On My Porch
Baby pawpaw why do your leaves brown. Your soil is moist but well drained. You are shaded on my porch like the trees that shield you in the forest. So why, my child? Why do you cry?
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Shit I'd donate to CAH's legal fund with 0 expectation of getting anything in return.
Namely I really really want them to take over twitter.

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Visible Mending Guide
So I realized that I may not have been sufficiently mist/watering the seed pods the past week or so since they were drying out unusually fast so uh. I hope. I hope they're okayyyyy hahaha
Do I have enough plants that even making sure they're all watered is becoming a massive time sink in what little free time I have?
Yes.
Is this, perhaps, too many plants?
Absolutely not and once my capsicum flexuosum seeds germinate I'm immediately going to start selectively breeding them to have big, juicy berries because NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE HOT PEPPER COMMUNITY APPRECIATE THEM.
What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either us, or someone who sources the sage from us. White sage may not be considered endangered by the US government but corperate sourcing is making it difficult for us to source sage for our own religious purposes. Let alone to sell it.
What white people hear: never use sage ever, don’t ever buy it, don’t own it, don’t even look at it.
Look, y’all. There’s a couple of facets to my talk today.
1) Yes! You can buy sage! You really, truly can! Buy it from either native sellers (go to a powwow! Eat our food, buy our stuff, watch some dancing!) Or buy it from a seller who sources the sage from native people. Pick one. And no, buying it from 5 Below doesn’t count.
2) you CANNOT smudge. This isn’t just you “shouldn’t”— this is a YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SMUDGING. Waving a sage stick around your doorways IS NOT SMUDGING. It is smoke clensing. Smudging, depending on the tradition and tribe, could easily have dancing and drums involved. You, as a white person, do not have the cultural BACKGROUND to even know how it works. At all. Period.
3) please, for FUCKS SAKE, stop making posts here on tumblr where you tell other white people about cultural appropriation and what they can and cannot do. Please stop, your license has been revoked because none of you bother to get the facts right. We native people are FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT OURSELVES. Consider instead: a) reblogging our posts where we talk about it! We’re here! We have made posts!! b) Making a post that states what we said and then LINKS BACK TO US. Screenshot with a link if you must. Stop centering your own voices in these conversations. You are already centered in everything, stop centering yourselves in a native space.
I’m tired of this nonsense, y’all.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk ™