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HAHAHA IM DYING
one of my favorite ongoing jokes w jeff da killa is that he genuinely does not know or remember basic facts about his friends and roommates
[ you’re welcome ]
-Bluescreen
*You see a portal open and a white-furred protogen pushing an unconscious body from a rude client through, and then disappearing, leaving a note.* [Enjoy the meal, it’s been pre-cooked by slapping it 1000 times a second. It just has to be reheated]
Aww she’s so cute when she blushes
What is the monster spider mating process like. Is Charles adopted, or a biological child. How does magic spider procreate
* You know it's really not appropriate to discuss this in front of children.
Adding this to my vocabulary thank you
Horror: We've been duped!
Killer: Duped!
Horror: Bamboozled!
Killer: We've been smeckledorfed!
Horror: That's not even a word and I agree with you!
damn ok lake superior
Want me to assassinate them? I have my ways..
What’s it like having a probably well paying job, a house, a pet, and yet still no bitches? 🎙
* Perhaps even Charles might partake in this meal. Wouldn't that be lovely, Dearie?~
Capitalism and it’s future
Can I pet Charles??? Please??
* Charles likes you so I lowered the price <3
You know, combustible lemons actually seem like a really good idea
when life gives you lemons what do you do
Damn maybe I should start playing this game
this is cracking me up
She gets me
You like kissing girls don’t you
* I don't like to limit myself, Dearie~
I persent to you
The most normal thing I've done
(We're now at the point where people don't even know who grian is anymore, which is hilarious to me)
Everyone knows cafe’s are for philosophical debates
Suppose Theseus has a ship. If each individual part of the it was replaced, one at a time, was it still the same ship?
And if a ship was built from all those individual parts, would it be the old ship of Theseus?
Can I please this thank you
Cute guy
Nightmare: Dream! You need to stop saying "sorry" so much to people! You say it even when you didn't do anything!
Dream: Oh. S-sor.... I mean, my apologies.
Nightmare:
Nightmare, grabing a pillow: *muffled screams*
Dream: Are, you okay? I didn't mean to upset you.
Nightmare: *more muffled screaming*
Greets! I'm on Tumblr now. Woohoo!
Anyways, here's a Toby artwork I did a couple weeks ago or so.
Ink: Hey, what's on your mind? You look really deep in thought.
Error: You, actually.
Ink: Awwww.
Error: Especially every single way I could kill you.
Ink: I love you, too.
Dream: Ink what do you want for christmas?
Ink: An ostrich.
Blue: We can't just get you an-
Ink: I said: AN OSTRICH!