I Wanna Cup Your Farts And Smell Them Maybe Have You Leave Skids On My Lap

I wanna cup your farts and smell them maybe have you leave skids on my lap 🫣

god you don't know how much I wanna do this 😩 skidmarks have been happening a lot more often lately so I think you'd get your wish 😳 we could have a day of cooking up trigger foods for lunch and dinner, you reaching over to cup my ass every time I let one rip (between snacking on sugar free gummies and the Chinese food with extra onion and cabbage, I'd be letting them out constantly) and then settling on the couch with me in your lap to eat food and watch TV and ease out all the built up gas that just keeps getting wetter and wetter 🥴

Big Nasty farts 💨💨

here's a whole minute of me farting :)

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Pinky ultimate farts comp

Person A and person B of your OTP have been arguing nonstop for the entire day. They’ve been going at it for hours and hours, and suddenly, B says something that really strikes a nerve. This makes A incredibly angry, and in a moment of hot temper they push B down onto the bed and straddle their chest. B is confused up until A lets out a juicy, hot fart. B gags as the smell reaches their nostrils, but A only smirks down at them, telling them they’re not stopping until B says they’re sorry. B, stubborn as hell, refuses, and so a rips another greasy fart right onto their chest. This continues, the farts getting sloppier and more rancid as they go.

(scat below)

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