Umm, Holy Shit

Umm, holy shit 😳😳😳

Imagine A had a really bad gas problem at night. They had a tendency to hold it in all day and end up blasting huge, disgusting farts under the covers at night. A's partner, B, has a huge thing for farts, but of course hadn't said anything out of fear. Every single night, A snuggles into bed and falls sound asleep, their ass jiggling as they released fat, nasty bubbly bursts of gas all over B.

A eventually caught the memo once they woke up in the middle of the night, shocked awake by a particularly loud fart and a unseemly moan coming from their partner. B hadn't noticed they had woken up, but A had begun to shuffle closer and closer to B, pressing their ass against their crotch and letting loose as much gas as possible. B groaned as they came to the sensation, quietly asking A if they were awake. A answered yes, but quickly comforted B and let them know they found their little attraction adorable. From then on, A wouldn't just hold their farts out of embarrassment...theyd hold them because they were saving it all for B.

stuck between the urge to have someone sit on my lap and rip nasty, burbly ass on me for hours or for me to sit in someone else’s laps and rip nasty, burbly ass on them for hours

Your fat, goth roommate had some problems with ripping ass while he slept. You never talked to him about it, but jeez, he could be gassy. It was like as soon as he hit pillow, loud, booming farts blasted from his fat rear, adding a heavy, pungent stink to the air.

You might've pretended to be grossed out by it, but secretly you loved it. He was a perfect fat slob. He was a deep sleeper too, so sometimes, when he was out cold, you'd peel down his black, sweaty underwear off his massive, swampy ass, listening to him blasting more rancid gas, before you couldn't resist anymore and plunge your face into his deep ass between his fat cheeks, letting his rip ass directly in your face, deeply inhaling his acrid stench. Everything about him was just irresistible, you couldn't get enough.

3 burping pros at the same room

last night i decided to eat a ton of wendys, about 40 nuggets and 2 large fries over an hour and topped it off with some vanilla ice cream! i woke up extremely bloated this morning around 6 am and spent a long time in bed rubbing my tight round gut and belching and farting out a little of the pressure. im still pretty bloated 7 hours later, and not much gas is coming out 🥴 send belly rubs

mm that sounds so delightful 🥴 immediately waking up to that pressure and spending some time deflating... 🤤