Well Excuse Me

Well excuse me

(hope this isn't too much!!)

Currently imagining you grinding on my crotch, pumping out hot bubbling farts, hiding how desperate you are to go until finally you accidentally push out a steaming load onto me, moaning the whole time

(This is absolutely wonderful Anon, thank you for sending 💖😊.)

That sounds like SUCH a hot scenario. I can imagine starting out playfully and then just moaning and uncontrollably *forcing* bubbly nasty farts against your crotch until I just can’t hold it anymore. I’d be so instantly desperate to relieve myself I would totally let loose an accidental, hot, messy load right on you~.

imagine your fav coming home after a nice walk, but their belly has been acting up all day. they walk in and sit on your lap, and let out huge, wet farts until they accidentally shart on your lap.

what's your favourite scenario currently?

Oof that's a tough one because there's just so many and I'm an indecisive bitch-

Okay so to absolutely no one's surprise this has to do with lap farts. What can I say I'm a predictable bitch

Person A and B having a mutual eprocto and copro kink and A relaxing on B's lap as they release warm farts that bubble and rumble on their crotch. A ends up relaxing too much and are in such a blissful state that they don't even realize there's a log sliding out of their ass and into their pants until B points it out, but A doesn't really care and just shrugs and even pushes a bit to finish the job. They remain cuddled up on B's lap just vibing for a while instead of cleaning up immediately.

Something about laying on my stomach and having someone bury their face in my ass while I’m gassy hits different.

Just them being completely willing and shameless, not even trying to pretend they don’t want to sniff my rancid gas is so cute.

I’d love to have a little sub just shove their face in my ass and shamelessly worship me, inhaling as many of my farts as they possibly can. Not even stopping when they start to get wet and nasty. Just a good little fart slave <3

there's not enough talk about facial expressions in this kink 😤 the crease of concentration between the brows while forcing out a long fart? the screwed up face through a much needed soda burp? the complete look of disgust through the nastiest, sloppiest rumblers, even as they continue to rip ass? that eye fluttering, jaw dropping look of pleasure once they feel that relief? 🥵