Its Something Ive Seen A Lot On Here But It Will Always Do It For Me: A Slob Whos Just Accepted His Fate

It’s something I’ve seen a lot on here but it will always do it for me: a slob who’s just accepted his fate and goes anywhere anytime.

Idk it’s just so 🥵🥵🥵

Like giving zero fucks? Standing in the kitchen cooking dinner and just pushing out the biggest load at the same time? Spreading their legs a little on the couch and letting out the most rancid farts until they follow through? Waking up with a rock hard belly and just pulling their knees up and make themselves comfortable as they go?

Come on.

literally this yes 😩😩😩 I've written about it so many times but it's so good. like they just begin to feel that pressure in their guts and they immediately want relief and just start pushing, their only focus is clearing out their guts regardless of where they are.... literally just anywhere in the house besides the toilet I'm weak 🥵

I can't believe nobody told me it was a bad idea to eat two chili cheese dogs with a large iced coffee at 9 AM

Imagine character A is home alone laying in bed with incredibly painful gas cramps. Their guts won’t stop bubbling but no matter what they try, nothing comes out or soothes their stomach. Eventually person B comes home from work and sees them in this state, and A explains the problem. In response, B starts giving them the best stomach massage A has ever received. It feels great, and soon A releases a huge, long, hot fart. They sigh and pant with relief…and then the smell hits. It’s putrid, it’s rancid, it has to be the worst thing A has ever smelled. They start to apologize profusely, but when they lift their head to look at their partner to do so, B is purposefully wafting the stench to their own face, happily taking in the smell. They’ve discovered a new kink. Minutes later, B is massaging A’s gurgling stomach, lowering their face down to A’s ass to smell each rumbling, bubbly and stinky fart they coax out. Each release gets progressively wetter and wetter as time goes on.

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currently drooling over those farts that sound utterly revolting. not a chance at holding them back kind of farts. urgent and sloppy and disgusting, like from the very depths of their guts - the kind of farts that immediately preclude a very pent up, very large expulsion 😩🥵

I would love to take you out to dinner to a really fancy restaurant and watch all the other patrons and staff members be off-put by your casual clothing, disgusting smell, and pants sagging halfway down your ass. After we sit down and order nearly half the menu, mostly for you, one of the servers finally gets fed up and tries to ask you to leave, however you just lean to the side and push out a nasty fart in response, whenever someone tries to comment on you, or the smell, you let out a loud fart while they're talking to shut them up. Before we eat, you make sure to rip some sloppy, wet sharts all over my food, because it needed more seasoning anyways. I ask you questions and make conversation while we eat, but you're too busy stuffing your face to respond, so you let out farts of varying pitches and length to respond instead. You can see the discomfort mixed with arousal on my face as I try to swallow the food you've so kindly "seasoned" for me. After we're done, their nice, fancy seats are completely stained brown, and the floor is covered in shit and piss from your pants sagging down to your ankles. You wipe your ass all over the nice, white tablecloth for fun, and then we finally leave. We're banned from going there ever again, of course, but there are plenty of other restaurants we can wreck instead.

damn. this is another level of disgusting. attention being on me while i don’t even care, casually using my seat in the restaurant as a restroom. even bothering you with it, not that you mind anyways, considering you obviously adore my piglike behaviors. everything sounds perfect minus wiping my ass with the tablecloth, you can do that for me instead.

Wish somebody would grind against my fat ass while I fart uncontrollably all over their dick/strap, and then fuck me so hard that I can’t control the blubbering farts that are pushed out with every thrust