How Wet Are Your Farts? Do You Have Anything Specific To Make Them As Bad As Possible Bc Id Absolutely

how wet are your farts? do you have anything specific to make them as bad as possible bc i’d absolutely love to bring as much of it to you as possible. you wouldnt have to lift a finger

maybe i should record a compilation of all of them and all of you can decide.

it does depend on what i eat- sometimes my farts are wet and leave damp marks on whatever i’m sitting on, or long and bubbly, or they rumble and vibrate against the couch. i have small, airy farts almost 24/7, ones that just slip out of me.

taco bell is the thing to give me if you want the worst of my gas, wet farts will flow out of me so naturally. you’ll see how disgusting i can get.

Burping Kink Scenarios Part 2

Ok, quite a few people have been asking for this, so here it is! :D

Any type of character:

-Being super stuffed and sleepy and a long belch slipping out when they yawn

-Letting out an enormous belch into the toilet and making the water ripple when they think they could be sick (whether the burp makes them feel better or they still get sick anyway is your pref) -Just burps+rippling water in general, such as when they are swimming (gee, it’s too bad there isn’t a good swimming anime to exploit this with ;))

-Trying a new food and having something in it give them really bad indigestion, leading to long, harsh, gurgly burps that won’t stop coming and hurt their throat

Shy/reserved characters:

-Trying to apologize for letting a burp slip out, but every time they open their mouth more gas comes out

- Character A is really only open about burping around their best friend (character B), but unfortunately when they happen to burp around someone else and get embarrassed, B calls them out on it, making it so much worse - “Oh, so now ‘excuse me’ is in your vocabulary?” “Your belches are usually way bigger than that!” “You didn’t seem embarrassed about it at lunch.” (honestly I could do this all day, I love this scenario. please stop me)

-Accidentally belching while they try to thank someone for a meal and being really embarrassed until the person says they consider it to be a compliment

-Accidentally letting a really large burp out just after a shameless character let out a smaller one and that character immediately assuming they’ve been challenged and trying to goad the more reserved character into a contest

-Normally reserved characters belching openly because they’ve eaten/drunk themselves into a stupor and are way too out of it to be worried about it

-”I don’t know where that came from, honestly!” “Geez, you must think I’m pretty disgusting, huh…” “I will admit, I do feel much better after getting that out of me.” “I’m sorry you had to hear that.”

Not-so-shy characters:

-Having a belch that come out in multiple parts and just holding up a hand as they try to make sure that all of the gas is out

-A having a burp get stuck and making B stop what they’re doing and pat their back or rub their stomach to help get it loose (B pretend they’re grossed out by it but really they hate seeing A uncomfortable)

-A and B are watching a movie after dinner. It’s one of B’s favorites, but A thinks it’s boring as shit so he occupies his time by massages his stuffed belly, chugging down soda and letting these huge, wall shaking belches that drown out the sound of the TV and really get on B’s nerves -Maybe they’ll time it, and try to ruin a romantic scene that usually makes B tear up

-Characters A and B are on a road trip and B will not stop drinking soda and belching really loudly and commenting on how good each one feels. -This starts to really get on A’s nerves because theyre trying to drive and its getting really annoying, not to mention gross, so he makes B cut it out, threatening to kick him out onto the road. B has already drunk a lot of soda and keeping it in is making his stomach hurt quite a bit, so finally it just all rushes out. A is understanding, but hopes that the pain of keeping them in was enough to teach B a lesson. lets be real though, probably not

-A character belching when someone bumps into their stuffed stomach and saying something like “watch it, this thing is really packed tight!”

-”Whew!” “Fuck, I needed that so bad.” “There’s more where that came from, rest assured.” “Man, I wish all burps felt that good coming out.”

So much pressure behind that last burp. She would have exploded if she held that in.

Imagine character A is home alone laying in bed with incredibly painful gas cramps. Their guts won’t stop bubbling but no matter what they try, nothing comes out or soothes their stomach. Eventually person B comes home from work and sees them in this state, and A explains the problem. In response, B starts giving them the best stomach massage A has ever received. It feels great, and soon A releases a huge, long, hot fart. They sigh and pant with relief…and then the smell hits. It’s putrid, it’s rancid, it has to be the worst thing A has ever smelled. They start to apologize profusely, but when they lift their head to look at their partner to do so, B is purposefully wafting the stench to their own face, happily taking in the smell. They’ve discovered a new kink. Minutes later, B is massaging A’s gurgling stomach, lowering their face down to A’s ass to smell each rumbling, bubbly and stinky fart they coax out. Each release gets progressively wetter and wetter as time goes on.

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All I want to do is to gush about someone gassy... Tell them how cute they are when they're laying on their back farting like a cow, kissing through their burps, rubbing their stomach, complimenting how they sound and smell... Maybe feed them or cuddle them, just do whatever I can to make them as comfortable as possible, treating like them being bloated is both precious and wonderful as well as the worst possible sickness, through which they have to be pampered and serviced so that they can feel better, even tho they really don't care and are just farting and burping away

I would love to take you out to dinner to a really fancy restaurant and watch all the other patrons and staff members be off-put by your casual clothing, disgusting smell, and pants sagging halfway down your ass. After we sit down and order nearly half the menu, mostly for you, one of the servers finally gets fed up and tries to ask you to leave, however you just lean to the side and push out a nasty fart in response, whenever someone tries to comment on you, or the smell, you let out a loud fart while they're talking to shut them up. Before we eat, you make sure to rip some sloppy, wet sharts all over my food, because it needed more seasoning anyways. I ask you questions and make conversation while we eat, but you're too busy stuffing your face to respond, so you let out farts of varying pitches and length to respond instead. You can see the discomfort mixed with arousal on my face as I try to swallow the food you've so kindly "seasoned" for me. After we're done, their nice, fancy seats are completely stained brown, and the floor is covered in shit and piss from your pants sagging down to your ankles. You wipe your ass all over the nice, white tablecloth for fun, and then we finally leave. We're banned from going there ever again, of course, but there are plenty of other restaurants we can wreck instead.

damn. this is another level of disgusting. attention being on me while i don’t even care, casually using my seat in the restaurant as a restroom. even bothering you with it, not that you mind anyways, considering you obviously adore my piglike behaviors. everything sounds perfect minus wiping my ass with the tablecloth, you can do that for me instead.