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i want to fart so loud and so much that you have to turn up the tv to hear our movie over the groaning of my ass

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I'm about to embarrass myself with these thoughts hehe I think I got a good prompt out of this one

Your fave is on a carousel. They have been walking around with their friends at the carnival, snacking on greasy carnival food all day. Your fave has been holding back a huge amount of gas, and when they get on the gently-moving carousel ride, they can't help but rip long, burbling farts against the seat that drone on and on, petering off with warm and wet bubbles against their now moist jeans. Each release feels almost orgasmic, every bassy toot that vibrates the seat, every wet, fetid fart that lasts 10 seconds, and the occasional hot, hissing fart that rids their stomach ache. Once they get off the carousel, their queasy stomach now feels much better.

But their friends, some of which were sitting behind your fave, tease them about how gassy they were and how badly the carousef stunk. It's up to you to decide whether your fave is embarrassed, or if they're too relieved to care

Bonus: The people who get on next comment on how awful it smells now. And even the person sitting on the ride your fave sat on comments how the seat is almost searing hot

Bonus Bonus: The ride needs to be closed down for a bit to get rid of the surrounding stink after many complaints

I am desperately trying to stay focused at work but my mind keeps fantasizing about eating someone out and I try to come up for air but they just grab the back of my head and push me back down.

"You don't need more air, I got some for you down where you belong" they say to me as they rip a bubbly fart with my face so close to their ass. They groan with relief as the smell hits me and I start to choke on the rotten egg stink.

"Oh there's plenty more where that came from and you're gonna be down there all night, darling." I hear above me as they use their grip on my hair to direct me and my tongue like their toy. I am open and dripping at the thought of taking all their gas and making them feel good for as long as they want.

i swear a friend of mine has some aspect of this kink because she loves blowing up bathrooms, farting in front of people, etc in the name of it being funny. well, when i was home during christmas she visited my parent’s place for a couple days and ate some week-old fish that my father had left in the fridge. every last bite. she was okay overnight and on christmas morning, but around noon on christmas she started ripping these short, wet, loud poots. i caught her rubbing and patting her belly a couple times afterwards, too. she doesn’t really acknowledge them out loud anymore, more just a habit, but MAN were they bad. throughout the day, i secretly thought it was really hot that they got louder and longer 😵‍💫 we got in the car to go to a party for a few hours in the evening and even though the ride was only a few minutes, she was farting like crazy. it was just the two of us in the car and she had one window down, but i still got to smell it thankfully. the smell had gotten worse too, going from eggy that morning to rancid by the evening. she’s got an appetite, too. she ate a bunch of ribs and mashed potatoes leftovers for lunch, so she was visibly bloated and gassy. she had a bunch of snacks and drinks at the party. we tend to stick to each other in social events, and she was definitely venting some gas at points, usually when we were somewhat alone. after we got back to my parents place, she used the bathroom. the bathroom is right next to my bedroom and i heard a bunch of splattering sharts and liquid shit hitting the bowl. We both slept in my childhood room, in my bed, and she fell asleep pretty quick. it took me a while to doze off, partially because she was letting out these gross angry little toots under the covers every now and then. i wanted to scoot closer to her so badly but i just enjoyed the smell and the sound of her belly letting all that nasty gas out ❤️

jesus she sounds like an utter delight 🥴 it's hard to pick a favourite part when every detail is just so good - anyone being shamelessly gassy is so damn hot to me, and the fact she was clearly dealing with the effects from that fish all day while you were right next to her 👀 and hearing her rip ass at the party too hhhhh like I wouldn't be able to keep from blushing through all that 😵‍💫

"Alright kids stay safe!" You heard the dilf on the bench next to yours say. You'd been eyeing him up during your whole lunch but he hadn't really noticed you being distracted by his kids. Now they'd gone off to play though you wondered if you could make a move. Your brain ceased coherent thoughts however as you saw him adjust his position and inadvertently flex his denim-clad ass cheeks. He kept on adjusting himself seeming uncomfortable until he raised up his ass a little.

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The fart echoed against the park bench and the stink soon followed reaching your nose. The man looked around sighing until he noticed your shocked expression.

"Oh sorry there boy." Even if he farted his deep southern accent was still so sexy. "Beans for breakfast always makes me fire off!"

"Oh, it's fine.." You stammered, it wasn't really fine, it stunk but you weren't gonna offend this undeniably sexy man no matter how gassy he was.

"Thanks for understanding boy." The way he called you boy made you shiver. He walked over to your bench and sat next to you offering his massive rugged hand for you to shake. You took his hand a little too quickly as you introduced yourselves.

"Your kids seem sweet." You regained a little composure.

"Hah yeah they sure are, that's why I'm keeping them safe from the gas." He grabbed an ass cheek making you blush a little. "Also the reason why I'm now single." He chuckled lightheartedly. You smiled a little at this new information.

You laughed along with him. "Ah well it's a guy thing isn't it." You cocked a knee in his direction hoping to impress him.

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The blast felt warm against your ass and you were proud of yourself. The smell was pretty raunchy too. To your surprise the older man openly sniffed in your direction sighed satisfied after he got a good whiff.

"Whew boy after a few lessons you could be as stinky as me!" He patted you on the back, his hand lingered making you blush again.

He pointed a finger in your direction. "Pull it if you dare boy." Even if you knew it would stink, you doubted there was nothing you wouldn't do if this guy was asking.

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The smell around your bench grew dense as the fart cloud aimed in your direction invaded your nose. You coughed harshly as he laughed.

"Hah should have gotten you to brace yourself." After coughing you maybe stared at his tight ass still aimed at you a bit too long. "Or maybe you want another?" He winked suggestively.

You were blindsided, your brain still not functioning right, the fart stench was probably getting to you. "Uhhhhh..." you just looked up at him.

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You swore you could see his cheeks rumbling as the dense stink became exponentially stronger making you grip your nose as you dry heaved.

"Heh took your silence as permission." He took a deep whiff once more. "Nothing beats your own brand!" He huffed. You couldn't help it, that ass and masculine stench was making you hard.

"Just as I thought." He has seen the tent you'd pitched. He explored his pockets and pulled out a crumpled business card. You grabbed it still in recovery but still eager. You rolled your eyes reading it, of course he was a farmer. "In case you want those fart classes." He winked again rubbing your thigh.

"Daddy, daddy!" Before you could reply you both heard the sound of the two kids approaching.

He quickly changed demeanour. "Wait over there kids!" He got up letting out a sharp puff of gas in your direction. "This stink is just for you to enjoy." As you watched him walk out of the rancid gas cloud he'd created you tried to slow your beating heart wondering how long you'd have to wait before getting your first lesson.

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