Thinking About A Person Being So Gassy That Their Ass Leaks Farts Like A Faucet. Any Time They Arent

thinking about a person being so gassy that their ass leaks farts like a faucet. any time they aren’t clenching their asshole, these hot burning silent farts are slowly hissing out of them. & they’re almost inaudible, but they smell like spicy death. like they’d burn the hair in yr nostrils if you got too close. the poor person trying to discreetly rub their belly to soothe the cramps, knowing that holding them in only makes it worse. but if they let loose, everyone would not only smell but also hear their raunchy emissions from across the room. they try to sit still, maybe doing whatever little things they can to avoid losing control. wiggling from side to side, pressing their ass into their seat, sticking their hand between their legs & pressing against their hole. eventually they have to move, maybe they drop something or stumble a little as they stand & their body lurches forward. they grip their tummy out of reflex & groan uncontrollably as a disgustingly bubbly fart rips through them & blasts whatever unfortunate souls are within a 6 foot radius.

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the first blast is only a premonition of what’s to come. as the pent up methane leaves their belly, it starts to churn up more than just gas. they desperately clench again & apologize profusely to those around them as they sprint to find a bathroom. each step is agonizing, & also releases pops of rancid gas as they get closer & closer to completely losing control. when they finally reach the restroom, their jaw drops at the hastily scrawled “out of order” sign. as if in defiance, their tummy growled as they felt a large mass make its way down towards the exit. they knew they weren’t gonna last much longer. their eyes watered as they frantically search their surroundings for something, anything, that may spare their underwear from destruction (if it’s not already marked with more than just sweat). what they might choose in their desperate mindset…. who knows. their embarrassment can’t get any worse, right? maybe they break into the broken bathroom & fill the non-operating toilet to the brim. maybe the door is locked & they drop their pants right in front of it & leave a steaming gift in front of the inconvenient sign. maybe there’s an (also out of order) drinking fountain that’s the perfect height to bend over & let loose into. maybe they spot a potted plant & give it a little extra fertilizing. so many possibilities :)

imagine this: you fill up your sub with awful foods that make them super gassy and then force them to hold it alllll in until you cock warm them later <333 and you just slowly feel them break and fart all over you anyway because no matter how plugged up they get , it HAS to come out.

OR you finally pull out and their hole becomes so stretched out that they just immediately unload the worst farts all over you

What if you were going down on a cute trans girl and she accidentally farted, but noticed how much you enjoy it. She quickly pins you down with her ass in your face and UNLEASHES the storm thats been brewing in her guts. Like minute long farts pumped straight into your nose. Maybe she decides to help you jerk off, but every time she farts she speeds up just a little.

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the thought of someone realizing that i’m into them farting + using it against me is like. A+ tier

Me and my friend were playing Mario Kart because we were bored and they said, “Whoever wins gets to do whatever they want to the other person” and of course I agreed because I just had deviled eggs and I was so gassy. I won so I sat on her face and farted on her for a long time, ooo baby I loved the way she squirmed under my ass gagging because of how bad my gas was. After 30 minutes she gave up, so I removed my pants, and farted on her with only my underwear on. I was eating these cheese Pringles while sitting on her and ughhh it just made it worse, I love being lactose intolerant. I made her sniff my ass and rub my stomach while I gassed her pretty little face ugh it felt so fckn good. Mmm my farts were so wet and bubbly her poor little nose just couldn’t contain it.

i swear a friend of mine has some aspect of this kink because she loves blowing up bathrooms, farting in front of people, etc in the name of it being funny. well, when i was home during christmas she visited my parent’s place for a couple days and ate some week-old fish that my father had left in the fridge. every last bite. she was okay overnight and on christmas morning, but around noon on christmas she started ripping these short, wet, loud poots. i caught her rubbing and patting her belly a couple times afterwards, too. she doesn’t really acknowledge them out loud anymore, more just a habit, but MAN were they bad. throughout the day, i secretly thought it was really hot that they got louder and longer 😵‍💫 we got in the car to go to a party for a few hours in the evening and even though the ride was only a few minutes, she was farting like crazy. it was just the two of us in the car and she had one window down, but i still got to smell it thankfully. the smell had gotten worse too, going from eggy that morning to rancid by the evening. she’s got an appetite, too. she ate a bunch of ribs and mashed potatoes leftovers for lunch, so she was visibly bloated and gassy. she had a bunch of snacks and drinks at the party. we tend to stick to each other in social events, and she was definitely venting some gas at points, usually when we were somewhat alone. after we got back to my parents place, she used the bathroom. the bathroom is right next to my bedroom and i heard a bunch of splattering sharts and liquid shit hitting the bowl. We both slept in my childhood room, in my bed, and she fell asleep pretty quick. it took me a while to doze off, partially because she was letting out these gross angry little toots under the covers every now and then. i wanted to scoot closer to her so badly but i just enjoyed the smell and the sound of her belly letting all that nasty gas out ❤️

jesus she sounds like an utter delight 🥴 it's hard to pick a favourite part when every detail is just so good - anyone being shamelessly gassy is so damn hot to me, and the fact she was clearly dealing with the effects from that fish all day while you were right next to her 👀 and hearing her rip ass at the party too hhhhh like I wouldn't be able to keep from blushing through all that 😵‍💫