So Imagine A Character Who Is Super Gassy To The Point Where They Don't Bother Holding It In And Just

So imagine a character who is super gassy to the point where they don't bother holding it in and just let loose cause they've put up with it for so long.

This of course causes problems with work cause everyone finds it super distracting, so after a series of complaints the boss moves them to the other side of the office where they're a bit more isolated to allow the others to work better.

The charcter of course loves this and seeing as their co workers take every measure to come to their cubicle as little as often, most days go by without anyone coming to see them and so they see absolutely no reason to hold back now, where some nights they'll eat some extra greasy/spicy food to make them bloated and even more gassy for the next day where they'll just happily rip fart after fart in their little area and stink out the whole office.

One particular day they've taken a few minutes off of work to push out some particularly long echoing farts when they suddenly feel something other than gas press against thier hole.

Their location means they've been put furthest from the bathroom for whatever reason, so they quickly get up cause they don't think they'll last much longer.

However, when they stand a long bellowing fart is forced out of them, causing them to lean forward on their desk for support as they grunt and moan a little until they're done, only they can barely get out a small sigh of relief before another one is tearing through them,happily pushing it out to get some relief from their bloated gut, forgetting why they even stood up until the fart ends rather wetly and definitely left more than gas in their pants.

Before they can make a move though a series of small wet farts has them letting out a strained groan and suddenly they're filling their pants with their shit.

No matter how hard they try to stop thenselves it just keeps coming out so they surrender themselves to the inevitable and bend down over their desk and let out a small moan until it's over.

They hope then to make a quick run to the bathroom because they're definitely not done, but another wet fart has a second log of shit quickly joining the first and as before they cant stop it, so give up entirely and just start pushing, filling their pants with a couple more logs of shit, punctuated with long wet farts, until they're finally done, surprised the sheer amount of it is even contained in their pants still.

The smell is rancid and there's no way they can face their colleagues now, even if they heard and could smell what has happened, so they resign themselves to carefully sitting back in their chair to wait until everyone's collective lunch break to clean themselves up, still blasting out a few farts over the next few hours and pushing out a couple more small logs into their pants, swearing off of eating anything bad for them for the next month.

Me and my friend were playing Mario Kart because we were bored and they said, “Whoever wins gets to do whatever they want to the other person” and of course I agreed because I just had deviled eggs and I was so gassy. I won so I sat on her face and farted on her for a long time, ooo baby I loved the way she squirmed under my ass gagging because of how bad my gas was. After 30 minutes she gave up, so I removed my pants, and farted on her with only my underwear on. I was eating these cheese Pringles while sitting on her and ughhh it just made it worse, I love being lactose intolerant. I made her sniff my ass and rub my stomach while I gassed her pretty little face ugh it felt so fckn good. Mmm my farts were so wet and bubbly her poor little nose just couldn’t contain it.

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A loud trumpet blast hits your face, an eggy smell making its way up your nose. A bet, it was a dumb bet that I didn’t think I could lose but here I am. A few inches from Brett’s bubble butt constantly blasting my face. Singeing my nose hair and blowing back my hair. Fogging up my glasses only for the spray of sweat glistening down his cheeks clearing the fog.

“Alright boys here comes another one” Brett says to his gaming buds on the mic.

Ppprrrttt

“Oh that one was smaller than I thought. Lucky y… “ A loud gurgle interrupted a Brett as a devilish grin grew on his face. You couldn’t see his face but you were shaking in fear of what was to come. “Guess your luck has just run out. Listen to this one boys” Brett says. The smell hitting you before you even hear the blast begin.

First it was dry and loud, akin to an orchestra loud and overpowering. A horrid smell but nothing you’re not already used to. After a two minute uproar it was still going strong but got quoted and wetter spraying your face with sweat. The air quality only getting worse as the smell of a barn begins sweeping throughout the room.

“You bro it sounds sick. Be happy y’all aren’t here!” Brett says laughing with each breath.

At minute five you thought it was over quiet apart from Brett’s laughter and then a sight of relief broke his laughter. A vile smell the worst thing you’ve ever smelled entered your nose. You kept gagging not being able to breathe until everything went dark. Brett still ripping for another minute before realizing he couldn’t feel your breath hitting his cheeks anymore.

“Oh look like he passed out. Well that doesn’t mean I stop”

Went down a strange path on reddit earlier and omfg... The fact that men farting during sex is a common occurrence, they'll be all suave and use all kinds of weird methods to avoid it when you first start dating but once you've been together for a while they'll just let loose. Being in missionary and feeling someone's bubbly farts pop against your skin, slide between your crevices until that powerful nasty stench reaches your nose. He doesn't even mind cuz he's used to how bad his gas smells, but you can't fucking handle it. The warmth of your body heat making his ass sweat, having that sweat drip down onto you fucckkkk, ripping ass on every thrust and leaning down into your neck, kissing and sucking when all that movement causes him to burp right against you. He'd apologize but neither of you would want to stop, either the pleasure will outweigh the disgust or your disgust might transition into something else...

i want to fart so loud and so much that you have to turn up the tv to hear our movie over the groaning of my ass

What if you were going down on a cute trans girl and she accidentally farted, but noticed how much you enjoy it. She quickly pins you down with her ass in your face and UNLEASHES the storm thats been brewing in her guts. Like minute long farts pumped straight into your nose. Maybe she decides to help you jerk off, but every time she farts she speeds up just a little.

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the thought of someone realizing that i’m into them farting + using it against me is like. A+ tier