Zuko Catches A Puckpocket, But The Victims Bag Is Full Of Drugs, Which Leads To Zuko Busting A Decently

Zuko catches a puckpocket, but the victims bag is full of drugs, which leads to zuko busting a decently sized drug smuggling ring.

zuko stops at a noodle shop and overhears a plot to assassinate a major noble and immediately starts throwing hands.

I did the thing where I read a thing and got randomly inspired to do a completely different thing.

*long-suffering author sigh*

*slots "Li Does Community Service" into the list of fic-ideas-that-need-more-thinking*

Premise: a Ba Sing Se detective noir comedy where, instead of totally ignoring that Zuko stole a guard's swords to fight Jet, the guards lovingly gangpress this crazy-good-swordfighter who is the nephew of this crazy-good-teamaker into helping out around the station.

They very quickly learn that the tea skills are not hereditary.

And trouble follows this kid.

(And you just know he's going to be dodging the Avatar's little Gaang all throughout the streets in the middle of some life-or-death investigation.) (Also taking down those damn bison posters whenever the guards have nothing worse for him to do. "Not even you can get into trouble taking down posters, Li. ...Why did I just say that, shit.")

AKA: this would be an episodic story, so now accepting ideas on what cases the guards and Zuko would get involved in. All due credit if they get used, of course. <3

(Please do replies or reblogs with ideas, not asks, so I stand a small chance of keeping these ideas organized. I love you all in advance. <3<3<3)

Did you know that butterflies (among other insects) engage in mud-puddling, a behavior in which they suck up mud for nutrients?

Now you do. The rest of the knights wish they didn’t, though.

US citizens contact your reps to oppose these horrible bills

RED ALERT FOR THE INTERNET: KOSA AND EARN IT ACT ARE RETURNING(2024)

These twos bills are very bad for the future of the Internet. Like..Very bad.

In a nutshell, KOSA would allow states to sue any websites that host content deemed “harmful” to minors. With such a vague wording, its expected that any nsfw or lgbt content will immediately be taken down.

Plus, it will be made mandatory to use IDs to confirm your age when going online, to so called “protect kids” but all that will cause is a huge potential data breach.

As for the Earn It Act bill, it would allow the governement to spy and filter out antyhing they dont like in private dms for any users,as well as blowing a hole into Section 230 : The thing that prevent websites from being directly liable in case a user post something illegal,instead of the user being punished directly.

I also made comics about these in the past, while the “contact your senators” bits may be outdated, I heavily encourage you to spread the word about this, as the linktrees are very interesting and useful still, especially call script wise.

KOSA Comic here

Earn It Act comic here

New post here

KOSA UPDATE !!! (16/02/2024)

PLEASE REBLOG !

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imagine Shazam is sent by his mentor to investigate Danny and they both learn they are/were kids with incredible power thrust upon them and the become buddies. Shazam is totally down to tell Danny all the weird and goofy things the rest of the Justice League(particularly Batman) do, and Danny loves to drop this information on Batman leaving him running in circle in his own damn head trying to figure out how Danny knows all this. When Dannies kids start talking they call him Unkie Zam or something like that and it makes Shazam's heart melt everytime.

Danny at the tender age of 23, has had a bad month. He had just lost his job as an interpreter with his company due to rejecting the advances of one of the older female bosses and his landlord was trying to screw him over on rent.

It honestly surprised him when he woke up one day with his wrists bound in front of him and trapped in a tube. He had been out of the hero game since the portals closed up years ago and Vlad lost his powers, so it had been a while since the whole "kidnapping" thing had happened to him.

He looked out through the glass of the tube as he turned intangible to let the IV needles fall out of his arms. There luckly wasn't any glowing green goo in the tube with him, but he doubts it will stay that way long as the scientists outside his containment chatted happily about "the discovery of the decade!" Ick.

He waits till they're gone before turning intangible slipping out of his tube and heading straight for the computer. He knew how to hack, but he was low on time and needed to know exactly what was going on, so some ghostly meddling with electronics were necessary. Sorry Tuck.

It was at this moment he found out several things.

1. Danny had apparently been here for several months instead of the few days he had initially assumed

2. He was found somewhere in his own thermos, asleep. Luckily they haven't been able to replicate any technology from it.

3. Superheros were a very real thing now. How long had he been asleep?

4. He had been cloned. Again. But this time he had someone else's DNA mixed in with the clones to make them more stable and intelligent. Some guy named Red Robin. Huh. Was that his real name or...?

Danny took a deep breath before locating his new clone kids. Ellie would be thrilled...if she was still around that is. He could think about that later, right now he had to grab his babies-and oh ancients- they were babies! The oldest of the three looked four years old at most and the youngest looked only a few hours. He was still all pink and alien looking.

Luckily his children didn't fight him when he picked them up and flew through the walls with them. He made a mental note to teach them stranger danger when he came across a large red button.

You won't believe what it was labeled as. Yep. A self destruct button. How cliché. Whatever. He pushed it and sirens immediately started to go off and he continued flying them through walls before exited into a dark gothic city he knew Sam would immediately love.

Somehow he managed to immediately land a job as a linguist for Wayne tech. Probably thanks to the three small kids he had and the panicked look on his face. Bruce was a really chill dude.

Batman however, was a prick. He met the guy weeks after his run in with Bruce and he kept popping up after he found out the clone babies were partially from one of his birds and trying to take custody away from him or convince him to give them up. Danny retaliated by spreading the rumor/truth that his kids where Red Robins from creepy cloning scientists that kidnapped him before immediately moving out of Gotham and into Fawcett City to work for a competitors company. This way Red couldn't legally go after him for custody without revealing his identity :)

This is how Red Robin, at the tender age of 25, learned he had kids with a man named Daniel Nightengale. Not only that, Bruce knew about them and didn't tell him.

Danny made it clear that if any of the Gotham Rouges tried to follow him and harm his kids they would come back missing a hand. Joker found out the hard way that he wasn't bluffing.

Shazams old guy mentor almost has an aneurysm when he senses the freaking GHOST KING living in Fawcett. Danny is also much more powerful then ever before and accidentally made the power go out in half the city when he got truly angry with Batman.