erbourne - Björni
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Björni

she/her, 30+, MDNIInterested in everything and that‘s my fucking problem 💔 Newest obsession @adinfernumadinfinitum

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erbourne
5 months ago
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erbourne
5 months ago

#have you ever been around children? #I’m not saying you should bully them #but have you considered they’re annoying AF #I’m allowed to say that, I have one at home

“but he bullied CHILDREN”

yes but have you considered that he looked like this doing it

But He Bullied CHILDREN
But He Bullied CHILDREN
But He Bullied CHILDREN
But He Bullied CHILDREN
But He Bullied CHILDREN
erbourne
5 months ago

As you should!!!

How boring would it be to always have flawless, perfectly composed female protagonists - women who never stumble, never fall apart, and never make a wrong decision. Where’s the intrigue in always watching someone breeze through life, unchallenged by inner demons or complicated desires? Real characters - the ones who truly captivate - are the ones who shatter, struggle, and confront their flaws (or don’t) head-on, embracing the mess of their humanity.

(And honestly, I’ve yet to encounter a perfect human being in real life who’s not insufferable in their own ways.)

#so glory to problematic female protagonists

when the protagonist of a novel is an insufferable cunt and also a woman

When The Protagonist Of A Novel Is An Insufferable Cunt And Also A Woman

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erbourne
5 months ago

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

Kill Them With Kindness WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND
erbourne
5 months ago

Wow, you’re really making your way around! 😱🔥 Kazakhstan and Mongolia have such stunning landscapes - I hope you can visit them soon! Best of luck with your visa! 🍀

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

erbourne
5 months ago

#🥹🥰❤️‍🔥

Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.
Your Love's Like Rhinestones Falling From The Sky.

Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky.

i finally updated my game so now lae'zel's kisses are fixed :') they are so cute

erbourne
5 months ago

That one video where a corp guy says “Our company offers great benefits” and then it cuts to ‘the benefits’ - an aggressive rave montage with Skrillex blasting while a plastic water dispenser zooms in and out 💀💯👌🏻

#first of all #the wheeze I whezzt #second of all it’s true #also I call this art


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erbourne
5 months ago

*getting serious arrhythmia*

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5 months ago
The Dark Urge And Young Lady Orin

The dark urge and young lady Orin

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

Oh Cutie Patootie 🥺🥺🥺

"Was I Sweet Once?"

"Was I sweet once?"


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5 months ago
#my Horror Aestethic Seems To Know Whats Wrong With Me
#my Horror Aestethic Seems To Know Whats Wrong With Me
#my Horror Aestethic Seems To Know Whats Wrong With Me
#my Horror Aestethic Seems To Know Whats Wrong With Me

#my horror aestethic seems to know what’s wrong with me 💀

Tag Game: Autumn Themed

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Halloween aesthetic

Spooky aesthetic

Horror aesthetic

Autumn aesthetic

The first pictures that pop up are your little fall aesthetic mood board 🖤🧡🖤💛🖤🧡🖤

Snagged from @ashisgreedy thank you for sharing!

Tag Game: Autumn Themed
Tag Game: Autumn Themed
Tag Game: Autumn Themed
Tag Game: Autumn Themed

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erbourne
5 months ago

LMAO, I totally get it!

(Not the studying in Moldova, the US, and Italy part though, that sounds amazing btw!)

I was born in Kazakhstan but raised in Germany by German/Russian and Russian/Mongolian parents, so I grew up speaking a mix of Kazakh, Mongolian, and Russian - with a dash of a German accent. Every time I speak Russian, people also ask, “Where the hell did you learn Russian?”

So yeah, I completely feel you! 😅😞 @gravecleric0900

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

erbourne
5 months ago

#or you grew up in a multilingual household #because you’re like one of those mixed strays #now mixing up all languages together #for your brain just isn’t braining #and that is why I will never learn another language in my life #and I don’t count Latin

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

erbourne
5 months ago
Gale Dekarios.. The Man That You Are

Gale Dekarios.. the man that you are

erbourne
5 months ago
By Fishman@asianfissureman
By Fishman@asianfissureman
By Fishman@asianfissureman

by fishman@asianfissureman

erbourne
5 months ago

#lmao #the mood swings be hitting

I don’t know how to explain it, but you make things feel right.

erbourne
5 months ago

#constant 5 #it’s dem kids be doin’ this to you

Tag Urself

tag urself

erbourne
5 months ago

#do you see a dog? #all I see is Mr. Frodo #they’re the same picture

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5 months ago

#LMAO

Inquisitor: How old did you say you are? Need it for the rental carriage

Solas: How old are any of us really?

Inquisitor: Mmmm gonna need a number

Solas: (Fuck) How old did Blackwall say he was

Inquisitor: 50. Wait why

Solas: I am also 50 human years old

Inquisitor: Wow, really? You look great.

Solas: 35

Inquisitor: what

Solas: 16

erbourne
5 months ago

And I’m singing:

🎃🎶 SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS 🎶 🎃

October has arrived.

October Has Arrived.
October Has Arrived.
October Has Arrived.
October Has Arrived.
October Has Arrived.
October Has Arrived.

erbourne
5 months ago
The Demonic Transformation For Arania From X
The Demonic Transformation For Arania From X

the demonic transformation for Arania from X

erbourne
5 months ago

💯

Selfship Haters Are So Funny Sometimes Because What Do You Want Me To Do. Stop Kissing This Fictional

selfship haters are so funny sometimes because what do you want me to do. stop kissing this fictional man in my head? you write x reader fics on ao3, sheryl, we are Cousins.

Selfship Haters Are So Funny Sometimes Because What Do You Want Me To Do. Stop Kissing This Fictional
erbourne
5 months ago

#guilty #hehe 🙋🏼‍♀️

Had To Make A Meme To Describe Me Currently

Had to make a meme to describe me currently