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Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife ourselves out of this one

Yoojin: What about manslaughter?

Cale: That’s a last resort option

Both of them: ………*slowly turn their heads and stare at Dokja*

Dokja: *sights and grabs chinese dress and garter belt* Fineee mamwhore it is

The King and his knight

This hurt my eyes. I will not look at it any longer. Goodbye.

This scene made me realize something I should have far too long ago.

The real reason Kim Dokja wanted to be Yoo Jonghyuk so bad in his youth was not because Yoo Jonghyuk's escapades and feats in WOS gave Dokja the strength to endure the torment at the hands of his bullies, like Jonghyuk did with the Constellations. While it was part of the reason, there was something else bigger they both had in common.

Both Kim Dokja and Yoo Jonghyuk have lost their lives for the sake of other people's entertainment. Kim Dokja with his mother's book and Yoo Jonghyuk with the Star Stream. But while Yoo Jonghyuk continued fighting for everything he lost for over centuries worth of lives, Kim Dokja squandered his life away trying to fly under the radar and protect himself from those prying into his life.

The Fourth Wall's censor works in a way that it makes Kim Dokja look exceedingly average and easy to forget. The censor works like this because this was exactly what Dokja wished for the most before the Scenarios started. He wanted his life back and it would only be possible if he was entirely forgotten altogether.

The Scenarios were, in a way, a new start for both Dokja and Jonghyuk. It was at this point that Dokja finally felt like he was in control, despite all the danger and death, and he finally has the power he's always needed to right the wrongs in his life. Kim Dokja takes the narrative into his own hands and he works so hard to write better ending for it, because he finally has a chance at saving Yoo Jonghyuk. And in saving Yoo Jonghyuk, he finds his own salvation and is freed from the shackles his mother placed on him.

hmm *squints* i know what they are

kdj is a busy man, he has to keep his bf alive

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"An echo from another timeline."

(Case 63 au)

"tell me, you fool. if i continue to regress, will i ever get to meet you again?" is such a raw line you'd think it's from orv fanfiction but it's actually from orv canon

fellas is it homoerotic to clash swords with your companion in life and death, or—

(finally did the orv redraw :DD)

jdj witch x witch hunter AU where witches need to have a magic device to keep their magic stored, and the only way to shut off their magic is to destroy it, so witches either hide it or always keep it with them 🧙‍♀️🎃

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Happy Birthday to that one Reader

I have so much to say about asano gakushuu but i cant word and its itching my brain

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

An Au where instead of Karasuma teaching in E-Class he’s put in as the A Class teacher to ensure these kids don’t find out about Korosensei and it stars the Big Five turning into feral conspirators and investigating Karasuma so hardcore that he’s not even irritated just concerned.

Gakushuu, after a drink or two: Are you an exam?

Karma, amused: Why?

Gakushuu: ‘Cause I’ve been studying you like crazy

Karma: You also missed me by three marks

Gakushuu, suddenly sober: THAT WAS YEARS AGO

I feel like it’d be so easy to forget that the kids in Assassination classroom are just that, kids. They all (and when I say all, I mean ALL. Main campus kids included) went through so much.

And then reality comes crashing in, it’s time for exams and suddenly you remember that these children are children.

Karma: "let's get this bread" alternatives:

Karma: obtain this grain

Karma: receive this wheat

Karma: finagle this bagel

Karma: bone this scone

Karma: collect this baguette

Karma: take this cake

Karma: yeet this yeast

Karma: elope this loaf

Gakushuu, just trying to sleep: please shut the fuck up

well now -- I didn't mention it before but I love them real bad

Kinda obvious, but let's hear some YadaMegu and GakuRen headcanons to cover both bases!

I got another ask for Yadamegu as well so if it’s alright with you, I’ll do Gakuren for this ask and then I’ll answer the ask I got for Yadamegu, alright? ☺️

Now, on to our boys 😉

Ask thing

Ren is the only one who gets to call him Shuu. If it was anyone else, Shuu would get pissed.

Ren is the only one who he let’s touch him as well

Poetry confuses Shuu a lot but he still loves hearing Ren recite it

These two like going starazing together and also like watching the sunset

Shuu stays up late studying occasionally so he ends up falling asleep in random places sometimes and when that happens, Ren would either direct him to where he needs to go or pick him up bridal style

Shuu says I love you sparingly while Ren says it almost every chance he can get

Their first kiss was on Shuu’s birthday, which is on New Years

Ren knows about flower language and gives Shuu a different flower that reminds him of him each day

Ren still likes it when Shuu makes even the slightest mistake because while it may be deemed as imperfect in other eyes, anything Shuu does is perfect to him

Ren gives Shuu occasional forehead kisses which leaves Shuu red in the face every time

Miyuki (my headcanon name for Ren’s estepmom) is their number one supporter

The other big five are annoyed on how lovey dovey they can be sometimes but the two really don’t care

tatsuya looks like he embodies 'gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.'

Petition to bring kuroko no basket back because we want to see Kuroko (and Midorima) in zone too.