He's Gonna Get You

he's gonna get you

Whoever invented this ice cream wanted to troll a lot of people xD 🤣

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obligatory summer comic: when your friend is a little shit

Blame @cool-thymus for this because:

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Today is Harry Potter’s 44th birthday 🥳

Look at them

Obito starts off smiling and then turns serious at the end.

Madara starts off serious and ends up smiling

lol yees

The Shinigami really wants to expel Obito from the pure lands, but he can't lol despite his vast power the Shinigami can't break the laws of the universe and try to accelerate the wheel of Samsara for Obito. (I have a feeling he wouldn't accept going and abandoning Kakashi)

Besides, Obito has a lot of unfinished business to attend to, so the Wheel of Samsara won't be turning for him anytime soon. (Rin is almost done with her unfinished business, she just needs to talk to Kakashi. She'll be able to be reborn soon, but she doesn't want to leave Obito alone.)

Also: Obito has to hide in Kamui often bc many souls in the pure lands want to fight him (fight, mind you, they can only fight because they can't murder someone who is already dead. Everyone there is already dead lol)

Imagine the Uchiha clan meeting in the pure lands – fighting. Lots of fighting. Itachi had barely arrived and was already greeted with Taijutsu fights (you would think that in the pure lands there are no hard feelings, no hatred, no pain. But these are Uchiha. They are half demigods, that's canon! Look at their ancestors! Kaguya, Juubi, Hagoromo, alien relatives, etc. This clan is on a whole different level)

Also, imagine Deidara finding out that Tobi is a shitty Uchiha. (Oh he'll scream. He can't blow anything up, unfortunately, but he'll definitely fight)

The Shinigami doesn't want to be the God of Death and deal with the dead anymore. Unfortunately he can't change professions. I'm sure the Shinigami tolerates Obito stealing Rin's soul to see Kakashi, but taking other souls occasionally? No. Not that. That's FORBIDDEN but Obito doesn't care. He does what he wants.

The Shinigami doesn't understand why this Uchiha soul is so hard to control – in fact he knows, but doesn't want to acknowledge that Obito has somehow ascended to a form of godhood. The Shinigami doesn't want to think about how he might never be able to get rid of Obito.

(Just so you know, Obito is the new God of Chaos! A true Trickster god! Much to everyone's horror)

Now imagine Obito vs. Madara meeting in the pure lands = fight. Definitely and immediately. Obito is pissed and will take it out on Madara. He will scream "damn old liar, you fooled me! You said the Eye of the Moon Plan would bring peace to the world, but instead we almost annihilated everything!"

In the end, the Shinigami will have to separate them.

Bonus 1: it would be even more hilarious if the Uchiha Clan could use/access some of their power in the pure lands, bc you know, they are half demigods and aliens with diluted blood.

(and Nagato, let's give him a privilege pass because Madara gave him his eyes voluntarily. Danzou is not included. He's a thief) - imagine the Chaos! The Shinigami is mad.

Bonus 2: Madara, Obito, and Indra are the only Uchiha who can use their powers to their full potential bc they have attained the powers of a semi-god.

(Haven't you ever wondered why the hell Indra keeps getting reborn? Is it bc the Shinigami can't control him either? Questions to ponder later.)

Deidara would be disgusted by all this blatant Uchiha privilege. The world isn't fair even in the afterlife. He'll be cursing the Sage.

Now it's Kakashi's turn!

Kakashi won't think he's crazy, he knows that Obito can break the laws of life and death. Remember that he and Obito made that beautiful Susanoo together? 👺

Kakashi is happy to have Obito visiting him every night and sometimes bringing Rin along. Obito is the biggest gossip in the pure lands, imagine all the things he tells Kakashi about his mischief, about Madara, Itachi, Izuna, the Akatsuki.

Kakashi loves these moments, but there's one thing he doesn't like: hearing Obito talk about Deidara.

Kakashi knows it's irrational to be jealous of two dead men, but hey, he can't help it. The time he spends with Obito is too short to be spent listening to how Obito purposely annoys Deidara to the point of madness.

I imagine Kakashi will take a while to die. Obito will certainly intervene and stretch Kakashi's lifespan with some power he has, just because he can and he can certainly lend it to Kakashi.

Kakashi will be a hundred years old and will say: that's enough Obito. I've lived too long. I don't want to be like Madara. Don't do this to me, please.

So Kakashi dies and Obito is there to welcome him with a party, and lots of people and Kakashi pulls him in for a kiss.

They live happily ever after (they are soulmates 🤧💕) and Obito is a very OP bamf they will probably be reborn and be destined as soulmates forever

I love rambling about my favorite shippers. I lose control 😅🤯

The most important thing to remember while writing Obito is that he is a freak. You are legally obligated to have him say, think or do something that will make the reader go "hey obito what the fuck" every other paragraph. He is not allowed to be normal.

That goes double for any time he is anywhere near Kakashi, who is also a freak but in a different way, and who only makes Obito more insane