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trans: woman swears up and down that she received death threats from a talking rat. "it even told me i was a fucking bitch" . the woman said the rat could talk, called her a whore and even threatened to kill her.

yakumond shitpost

ME DIGAM SE NAO COZINHEI BRABO COM ESSA AQUI

aquele yakumo garçom nao engana ninguém com aquela carinha de quem nao sabe de nada eu sei que ele coa o cafe do eiden na calcinha dele pra enfeitiçar

I need him in my mouth

sad thing twitter got banned in my country i really miss messy mushrooms... i miss a lot of artists actually

MESSY MUSHROOMS SENPAI I MISS YOU MESSY MUSHROOMS SENPAI

Messy_Mushrooms on Twitter your yakumond / edmond art brings me endless happiness,,,,,

i made this stupid ass gacha studio video some weeks ago and i may share with you all

just thinking about how lakeside kuya shows he's pretty paranoid about someone idk try to kill him like fufufu young master why are you behind me you want to kill me dont you fufufu you want to know about the eclipse to figure out my weak points fufufu. then we get that scene of him cuddlinf cuddkingn CUDDL3 IN BED WITH EIDEN he holds eiden. okay. yeah my brain chemistry is good after this. HOWEVER i want to let you guys know i did the same thing with a freak bigass baby doll i had when i was little. i was so afraid of it that i would sleep holding it tight just to be sure it wasnt going to sneak out and kill me I KNOW ITS A PRETTY SMART BEHAVIOR FOR A KID MUAHAHAHA i just felt the same vibes with kuya holding eiden while they sleept together. cute ass behavior.

STOP MAKING MY SECRET SEXUAL FANTASIES PUBLIC

god the olivine design is making me genuinely unwell. he lives rent free in my head right now. I need to reach under his dress and finger him while he desperately tries to draw the bunny I requested on my omurice with shaking hands. I need to play with his ears while he's giving head

"because you're resting on father olivine's lap and his tits are inches from your face while he looks at you like an angel." OK YOU GOT ME. LIKE REBLOG SHARE WRITE DOWN ON MY DIARY KICK FEET TWIST HAIR AROUND FINGER BLUSH

I love that Eiden is also a maid, and that the intimacy scenes seem to be taking place in the break room(s?) of the cafe like. imagine being a customer there. you and your buddy decide to check out a maid cafe because they're popular and for some reason father olivine is working there as a bunny maid? okay. wait actually. that's the grand sorcerer. and this guy looks a lot like the pictures you've seen of solaria's leader !? you don't know who the other guy is but you swear you've seen him with the grand sorcerer before so he must be important. why the hell are they working here!? it takes you a while to adjust but now you're enjoying a delicious sundae (and the bromides sitting in your pockets are going to become family heirlooms) and then you notice the grand sorcerer taking one of the other maids through a door marked staff only. you hear some banging noises and yep, those are definitely muffled moans. a while later they come out looking slightly disheveled but very blissed out. you get so horny imagining what went on in that room that you pass out. when you come to you're convinced you've died and gone to heaven because you're resting on father olivine's lap and his tits are inches from your face while he looks at you like an angel. with bunny ears. a few weeks later a trader proudly displays an image of DanDan on the market in solaria and the black market price for DanDan merch reaches exorbitant levels.

that maid cafe is going to have casualties.

qhen i was 14 i had this friend of mine that tried to kiss me multiple times but i was too slow to catch her hints then like two months ago i was doing the dishes, me a 19yo being. i jusst realize. what the fuuuckkll she want3d to kiss me what the hell i thought she just wanted to see my cool exo love shot dance in that secretive closed bathroom where just the two of us could be alone for a wholementire class period what the actuall hell she layed her head in my shoulder i thought she was just tired then she would stare at me and i would be like oh yeah whatever i love jimin from bts hes very cool then at night alone in my room i would be very sad because i really wanted to have a girlfriend 14YO ME WHAT THE HELLLLL

i think that if i got isekaided to nucarni world i would be like father olivine's pupil not ina sexual way i jsut like him so much as a teacher i would be like just the weird student that by any chance saw my professor naked because i happen to know his sexual activities by the game i meet him but who cares i juat want him to guide me and tell me everythgoing to be ok he sure is sexy and stuff but my ace irl ass would be like whateverrrr let me sleep in your calm presence father i want to sleep in my table full of books with him on the chair at my side reading his book in silence thinking i'm studying but i am not!! i just wanna sleep!!! he woukld let me take a nap because he knows i sucks at having a healthy sleep rout8ne then when i wake uo he wouid scold me a little in a very sweet but firm way then i would be like im sorry father i will do better 5hen he smiles and the world feels like a gentle place for once i dont care if this man have hardcore kinky weird sexy not my bussiness he is one of the best human beings i know he is my holiness ans sacred to me he would take ny cold hands on his two big warm hands and ask my why they are cold he would be so worried about me with his big shiny eyes full of love he would never do anything bad to even if i whatever broke all of his expensive pencils and bla bla bka bka

but as hes not real and i cannot isekai to a porn gacha game i gueess i have t9 watch him having nasty kinky weird sex hell yeah i'm not going to have to look at his eyes in real life never so no problem also he is hot so win win dont look at me with the bombastic side eye when i call him father and teacher after all i said above alright i do not mean in a sexual kinky way with him but nothing against who does its hot sometimes but mostly i would really like to have him as a teacher please teach me father olivine (not kinky this time) (this time.) (sorry but hes really hot even though i dont want a sexual relationship with him) (thats why i read him being fucked nasty AHA STOP wny did i said all of this human beings are weiirdd going to tdel3t3 this later too seleepy to care

new carrd is out ☆☆☆

here we go

here we go

yaoi dugeon

i dont want to look at the mirror anymore because i see this

I!!! CANT!!! DO!!!! THIS!!! ANYMORE!!!!

I CANT STOP YAKUMOND BRAINROT

yakumo the day he meet eiden

Dear diary

Today I saw a boy

And I wondered if he noticed me

He took my breath away

Dear diary

I can't get him off my mind

And it scares me

Cause I've never felt this way

No one in this world

Knows me better than you do

So diary I'll confide in you

Dear diary

Today I saw a boy

As he walked by I thought he smiled at me

And I wondered

Does he know what's in my heart

I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell him how I feel

Or would that scare him away

Diary, tell me what to do

Please tell me what to say

Dear diary

One touch of his hand

Now I can't wait to see that boy again

He smiled

And I thought my heart could fly

Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

I've got a feeling we'll be so much more than friends

everytime he do that stupid little face i get distracted and lose a heart. then i lose all of my three hearts. then i lose the game. thats why i restart everytime hes above eiden in the line. EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF HIS CUTE LITTLE 😮 STUPID FACE.

Transparents for the chibis below! I'm going to put them separately in a rb chain.

Eiden and Dante first

I AM ADDICTED SO ADDICTED I APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME EVERYONE

SUPER!!! LAZY!!! MAID!!! YAKUMO!!! DESIGN??? really. the laziest i could be. yall feel free to do whatever u want with this i'm just too lazy

Tenshouin Eichi

REPOSTING BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ADD SOME DETAIL HELP

SUPER!!! LAZY!!! MAID!!! YAKUMO!!! DESIGN??? really. the laziest i could be. yall feel free to do whatever u want with this i'm just too lazy