Scara Is Built Like An Otamatone

scara is built like an otamatone

— 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

– YOU just bagged yourself the hottest/cutest men. Here are a few things you hate about them♡

–CHARACTER. Gepard, Jing yuan. Luocha. Blade x reader 

GENRE. fluff, crack, all fictional men are red flags but who/cares, I'm totally not neglecting my studies.

C.W. murder, men and their red flags. Love is not a first priority.

NOTE. This is inspired by @seelestia 's genshin men's red flag. I loved it so much.

[GENERAL: JING YUAN]

°   He gets scammed more often than not.  You would think that as the general, He will be a quick witted person but it didn't take long for you to realise that the general is also just a normal human. When you joked about giving him your heart, you never thought it would ever come close to happening till Jing yuan one day brought home a 'cat' or so he claimed. If the white maned lion was a 'cat' then you would gladly pay the seller ten fold. Sadly, it wasn't. And you had to deal with a rather hungry wild animal whenever the bane of your existence was not home.

°   He considers your lap his pillow, and his private property. Be it home or a busy street, you'll always somehow find the General turning your lap into a pillow. Are you shy? Too bad, better abandon that because this man does not give a shit. And he demands for your hand to go through his hair. As if he wasn't holding you half captive.

°    A walking bird cage. Allergic to feathers? Heaven bless you. This man could pass himself as a bird feeder even though he is not one. You lost count of the times you got bitten by the tiny winged animal's beak whenever you tried to get close to him. Your man? No, he is now the bird's man. Worst? Jing yuan doesn't even bother shoo-ing them away.As if it's fun seeing his lover being bitten by vicious flying things. Though you can't deny seeing the general getting on his knee and wrapping your finger in gauze is truly a sight to hold.

[STELLERON HUNTER: BLADE]

°    Good luck because you just got the reddest red flag. Not even a red flag, he is a certified blood flag. Literally, the first time you saw him, he was covered in sticky red liquid top to bottom. The way he casually pops his clothes in the washing machine as if they aren't drenched in someone else's blood used to mortify you.

°    Emotional status is as good as a rock. Enter a circus if you think this man is humanly capable of saying cheesy words because you just turned yourself into a clown. Sorry but this man is a dry texter AND a dry talker. If you prefer words of affirmation instead of quality time, too bad. You'll have to learn not to expect affectionate words from him most of the time. But on very very verrryyyy rare days, will he silently whisper sugar coated words into your ears. Eh, at least you know he'll never look at another.

°   Say tata bye bye to every inch of personal time. He might not be a good talker but he is possessive and he is fucking good at it. Going out? He'll join you. Washing the dishes? He'll wipe them down, 4 inches away from you. Going out to put the trash? He'll tag along. He is not the kind of guy to break your legs and keep you in a cage but remember he'll demand you tell him your schedule for the next 6 months or else he'll just ignore you. To the point you feel like you don't exist to him. Don't worry, he is as needy as he is possessive. In the end, you'll find him in your arms anyways. 

°   Strong as fuck, doesn't realise he is strong as fuck. Best pray that you got strong pain resistance because this man manhandles you without realising it. Blade is strong, no denying it and he is aware of this fact. Bad thing? He is only aware of his thundering strength in battle. He doesn't even think that gripping your wrist just a little tightly (by his standards) will leave it red. It won't be long till you find him treating you like glass. 

[CAPTAIN: GEPARD]

°   Too good. Too damn good. He must be a fucking angel cause how tf can someone be as nice (and handsome) as him? He could come home tired and sleepy but will still ask if you have eaten and even warm up the food if it's already cold. Also he looks like a picked puppy while eating alone so even if you already have eaten your fill, you'll still eat a little snack beside him. So nice and loveable that he unknowingly guilt trips you.

°   First priority is his duty. Does he reassure you that you are his number one priority? Fucking liar. Nothing comes before his work. To Captain of the silvermane guards, his duty is to protect belobog citizens and sadly, you also become 'just' a belobog citizen during that time. Even worse is that he doesn't even realise that he is putting his work first.

°    Most likely to leave you out of guilt. Deep inside Geppie knows that he doesn't give you as much time as he should be as your lover. If the weight keeps adding on and he senses that you seemed out of your normal self. He'll blame himself and break off. Without any explanation.

[MERCHANT: LUOCHA]

°    The greenest red flag. Really, you don't know whether to smile or cry over the fact that you bagged him. He is too good to be true. Can cook, can clean, is handsome, has a nice voice- he has everything. If only he didn't walk around with a coffin which has something in it, much to your dismay.

°    Takes that damn coffin every fucking where. Going to a fancy restaurant? You pretend not to see the huge rectangular box, He just woke up? Oh look, there's the coffin right behind him as he comes into the kitchen. Going to sleep? Ah yes, you, your lover and the coffin he possibly likes more than you.

°   Brings you trinkets everytime he returns from a trip, every.damn.time. Nothing bad about it till your room starts to get overfilled with them. 

hi author!congrats on getting 100+ followers and spending time and effort on your works❤do remember to drink water and take a rest too ofc. (*´˘`*)♡

I've seen your post of your follower event and couldn't resist to request you something as i like your writing style (*＾＾*)// can i request Scaramouche/Wanderer & Kazuha with 'wiping your tears as they held you in their arms' and "Why should I leave?" prompt? Its okay if this is too much and its okay to ignore it,afterall you should take care of yourself first!

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prompt: wiping your tears as they held you in their arms+"why should I leave?"

★ pairings: Scaramouche/wanderer, Kazuha x gn reader (separated)

★ genre: hurt/comfort, drabbles

★ cw: self-doubt, arguments

★ wc: 2.1k words

★ a/n: Hi anon who requested this, thank you for the praise you gave me! I really appreciate it:) And will continue to write these fics until I die. And this is one of the longest fics I have written here (considering scara and kazuha are my favs)

★ prompt event

✧ Kaedehara Kazuha

The wandering samurai was pleased the moment he stepped a foot on the docks—with his tied back-ponytail swaying behind him. The reason why he's pleased was because he has finally returned to visit you after a month traveling with the crux.

Though; he's kind of concerned about one certain thing—these past few days, you haven't been responding to his letters(obviously filled with loveable haikus about his travels and about you). Usually, you're the type of person who's always been eager to send him tons of letters since it has been a month after all. But all of sudden—you just stopped replying the past few days.

He doesn't understand. You usually answer each of his letters in no time flat, even when he sends several. Even if you had received his last letter, you have been awfully silent ever since. It's a strange behaviour for your usual self so he can't help but worry a little bit.

After he reached the house, He could feel the wind telling him—that he should quickly head inside. So he did as he was told, he knocked on the door, he waited a second before knocking again. Still nothing from within, he decided that maybe he should just enter just in case.

He excuses himself before he steps inside of your home; it was quiet, too quiet, almost like no one really owned this house.

Anxious, his first Instict is to call out your name but then he thinks better of it. No need to alarm you by scaring you. Instead, he calls your name once more before walking around the house—there was no response at all. He hasn't checked your room yet so he thought he might check there first.

He stood outside of your bedroom door, wondering if you're actually there or not.

Before he could twist the doorknob—what he heard was sobs coming from your room and muttering something under your breath. He took it upon himself to quietly open the door and peek inside—his heart dropped when he saw you sobbing alone in your bed.

"(Name)...?" He called out softly. As soon as he said your name, you immediately looked up at him, tears rolling down your face. Your eyes were red and puffy, indicating that you've been crying for quite a while now.

He was relieved that you weren't missing or anything otherwise he would panic, but the most important here right now is that you're crying!

When he attempts to walk towards you slowly; you raise a hand in front him, gesturing him to stop his movement, "Don't Kazuha. Don't look at me..." You then, cover your face continuing to sob your sorrows out.

"Dearest, why shouldn't I? You're in miserable right now-"

"That's the thing, Kazuha!" You interrupt him while wiping your tears with your wet sleeve which was drenched from wiping your tears from earlier, "I am miserable, And I don't want you seeing me like this. You probably think I look stupid right now."

Kazuha shook his head, wasted no time making his way towards you and scooped you up into his arms, he held you tightly against him. He stroked your hair soothingly with his hands as he cooed softly, trying to calm you down, "Never say such nonsense, dearest. You are beautiful no matter what." whoever made his precious s/o think such things, he wouldn't forgive them but he shouldn't think about that right now. His attention is focused on you only.

"Kazuha, let go of me. I'm only just wasting your time for the past few months." You attempt at trying to escape his grasp but he holds onto you tighter.

"Why should I leave?" He asks as he wipes your tears with his free hand. If you didn't know better you would think he sounded hurt, but you knew that deep down, Kazuha isn't really upset, he is worried for you. Afterall, he does care very much about you.

"Because I don't deserve someone like you, Kazuha. Someone who would willingly give themselves up for someone else." Your voice broke, your tone was full of pain, despair. There is no other word to describe your feelings; despair.

It breaks Kazuha's heart to hear that you felt this way, "Oh, my love. How could I not deserve someone like you? I love you with every single part of my being, I would never trade you for anyone else in this world. Please do not doubt yourself, dearest. You are the best thing to have happened to me; I could not live without you."

You didn't reply; instead, you closed your eyes as if to prevent yourself from crying further. That was when Kazuha felt it. His eyes softened when they saw how hurt you were, so he made a decision—he needed to kiss away those tears from your face.

His lips touched yours gently, and although you didn't reciprocate his kiss—you still hugged him tight. After some seconds, Kazuha broke the kiss, keeping his forehead pressed against yours.

"Please don't cry anymore, (Name)." He begged.

With a sigh, you nod weakly, your hands holding onto the material of his shirt. When you opened your eyes, they were filled with tears once again. He wiped the tear away with his thumb and kissed your nose lightly.

"Now let us have a good night sleep now, we'll discuss the matters tomorrow morning." Kazuha murmurs in your ear. He wrapped his arm around you, pulling you closer to him as if to protect you from the cold. Then, he leaned over to place a chaste kiss onto your temple.

"Yes, Kazuha." Your voice wavered as you answer him. He held you close to him and placed another kiss onto your forehead.

✧ Scaramouche/wanderer

The wind is certainly chilly this time of year though its not surprising because it is December after all, the sky is cloudy but not threatening. The clouds are grey and wispy looking. There is a faint haze in the air as if it has yet to snow.

You stare at the fallen leaf on the ground for a moment before picking it up with your gloved hands, turning it over in your fingers and letting out a small sigh.

A small part of you is hoping it will start to snow soon so that there will be more to look forward to.

You continue walking home—while studying the decayed leaf your holding, you haven't figured out why you chose to observe the decayed leaf rather than just throwing it away—but as you do, your feet seem to move slower and slower until eventually you're forced to stop. You turn around and peer down at your surroundings, you don't see anyone else or anything particularly interesting.

Your gaze shifts up towards the sky, you see that the cloud cover has gotten significantly thicker; if you were to count the number of trees above you, you'd be able to tell there are a few more trees then you thought there had been.

"It's probably going to rain." You say aloud, you should probably get going.

If your lover chose to take a stroll with you right here right now, he would probably scold you for going outdoors when it starts to pour.

You snicker at that imagination of yours before picking up the pace again and hurrying home.

Opening the door slowly, you make your way inside and shut it behind you.

You sighed at the room filled with shattered vases and scattered books. You already know the culprit behind all of this; It's no surprise if that boyfriend of yours decided to take out his anger by messing things up—after that little argument you two had before you forced yourself to take a stroll to clear your stress off.

He's probably out wandering once again, you should remind him to take his anger really easy someday.

He's such a grumpy little kitten, you thought to yourself as you swept all of the broken glass from where it lay across the floor into your dustpan.

As the last of the broken glass clinks against the bottom of your dustpan, you drop the dustpan filled with shattered glasses into your trash bin and turn to look outside the window, noticing that the heavy gray clouds above have grown thicker. As you watch, they begin to spill some large amounts of water onto the ground beneath them, creating an uneven pattern.

You shake your head; You glance down at the scattered books on the floor—you can sort those out later once you're 'finished'.

You turn to the direction of the bathroom, making your way towards it while you hum to yourself softly.

But the moment you shut the door behind you, you heard the front door open once again and close following with a loud thud. No doubt, your dark indigo-haired lover is home.

You didn't felt like dealing with him right now—it's not that your relationship is toxic or anything, it's just that argument you two had earlier left quite the impression on you both and you're still trying to figure things out. With another sigh escapes from your mouth, you sat down on the corner of the bathroom and put your head in your hands.

It's no surprise that one day he would lose his temper to you because of something stupid you said. You acknowledged; he's trying so hard to be calm and patient towards you—you couldn't blame him at all. You shouldn't have said those things earlier maybe next time—You should think before acting on your own now.

You didn't realize a couple of tears started to fall from your eyes until a soft knock echoed throughout the bathroom followed by a familiar voice calling out your name.

"(Name)? I know you're inside. Err... Could we talk?"

You're aren't too sure if he could hear your crying or not but judging by how quiet the room was, you wouldn't be surprised if he did. You chose to stay silent while wiping away your tears with the back of your hand, even though the sound of sniffles came out, waiting for his next move to come.

"Ugh, since you aren't answering—I'll just enter right now." You snap your head up from your hands and glanced up at the door, watching him push the door open and step inside. You noticed he wasn't wearing his large circular dark blue hat that he usually wears on a daily basis not that it bothers you though.

"(Name), were you crying?" He utter while his widen, his tone clearly indicating that he was worried. Your gaze shifted downwards towards your lap, fiddling with your hands in attempt to keep the tears from falling again.

"Just... Just leave me alone right now, please." You croak out, not bothering to lift your gaze up. You wanted him to leave you alone right now; you weren't sure if you could handle any more of his stupid jokes and teasing today.

"Come on, don't be like that, (Name). Why should I leave?" A soft sigh escaped from his lips and you felt his body shift slightly before he wrapped his arms around you tightly, he lets your head rest on his chest which caused a shiver to run down your spine.

You remain stiff as you attempt to ignore the warm feeling spreading through your chest as he continue to hold you closely to him while wiping your tears with his thumb.

"I'm sorry... I shouldn't have taken my anger out on you. Forgive me." He whispers, placing a kiss on the top of your head. You felt him wrap his arms tighter around you as if he could shield you from everything around you, as if he would protect you from anything. You let out another sigh before you began to relax, the feeling of warmth radiating from his chest made your heart flutter.

His heart beats just as fast as your own.

"I forgive you, scara. Though it's technically—"

He shushed you gently, "That's fine," he gave you a sly smile.

You were about to smile back before realization hits you, "Oh, I should go sort out those books."

"Eh, no need. I already did when you were having your alone time in here—I mean, it was my responsibility when you had your little stroll outside." he awkwardly looks away with a frown, "That was pretty stupid of me throwing a tantrum earlier after we had our foolish argument."

You smile softly at him, placing a hand on his shoulder and squeezing, "I know you only meant well and what I said was awful. Don't worry, I won't ever say anything mean to you again!" you winked. His cheeks reddened instantly as he looks away again, wishing he wore his hat already. You giggle mischievously and pulled him close so that you could peck his cheek, he lets out a groan before allowing you to do so.

Before you knew it, you were already pressed against the wall, with no escape routes in sight.

imbibitors your lunae

genshin men x love languages

characters included: kaveh, ayato, cyno, scaramouche

kaveh: gift giving & physical touch

the light of the ksharewar & the light of ur life shows you love mostly in these two languages. don’t get me wrong there are a mix up of the other languages too but these have the higher percentage. kaveh loves to spoil you, use his artistic, architectural skills to impress you or just invest his time in doing something for you that’d make you happy. it could range from a simple sketch he made; or a full blown 3-d design of your dream house. physical touch is a must for him, he needs to be touching you at all costs. a nimble hand caressing your waist, while talking. hand holding when you both are walking together, when you are beside him he will put his hand on your thigh. <3 101 my man i love him sm!

ayato: acts of service & quality time

waka 🥺🤍 our dearest waka shows love mostly in acts of service. he just wants to be of use to you. wants you to share your burdens with him. it can range from handling the meagre chores for you by his staff, or listening to something that is bothering you mentally. ayato is dedicated towards one thing & one thing only and that is how can he be of service to his beloved. <3 he needs you to depend on him. please depend on him 😤 quality time on the other hand— you and waka rarely get to spend time together because of his hectic schedule, so this inturn becomes something he yearns for naturally. whenever he is free, he will be found beside you, cuddling, talking to you about mundane things. maybe planning something only the two of you could enjoy. but he will be found by your side. <3

cyno: acts of service and physical touch

it goes without saying that the general mahamatra would show his deep, unending love towards you with acts of service. knowing him, cyno would make sure that whatever you need should be presented to you in a silver platter. he just wants to be useful. if he is useful to the akademiya it is about time he must fulfill the duties of being the best significant other for you. whatever you want can be handled just say the word. physical touch is a must, even though cyno is barely clad, and BECAUSE he is barely clad, the warmth of your body against his chest when he hugs you is all he needs after a long day. you just need to sit on his lap, hugging him tightly while he kisses your forehead, asks you about your day, tells you how annoying his own day was. also tells you he can’t tell you the details of his mission because he was the general mahamatra and you don’t deserve to see that side of him.

scaramouche: words of affirmation & acts of service

scara’s love language is definitely words of affirmation. as weird as it sounds, i think he would make sure to handle all your insecurities, doubts, weird thoughts & anxieties tenderly like a caregiver. he has been through enough already & he just wants to give you the whole world. his secret love language is annihilating people who annoy you :3 /lh but you know 🤷🏼‍♀️ he can be quite vocal about things like. “i’m here for you, not just now, but always little one,” acts of service -> because he needs to make sure you are taken care of, his deep needs to protect you from harm brings this side of him out. sometimes you don’t even have to lift a finger and he is out there, ensuring whatever you want gets done. <3

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hi,congrats on getting 50+ followers!i hope u get more since ur fanfics/hcs r very nice to read :)

I've seen the latest post about the sfw alphabet event and i would like to request something!Can i have a Kazuha,Scaramouche/Wanderer and Heizou hc with alphabets Q&N?Its alright to ignore if its too much!

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a/n ; this was so late im so ashamed..im trying to fix my schedule i swear💔💔 anyways thabk you 🫶 its good to know someone likes to read them

N icknames - what nicknames do they have for you?

Kazuha seems to come up with something new everyday -- one day he'd be calling you "dove", and the next it would be "my everything"

With him, it would truly be a guessing game. Kazuha claims it's because everything seems to remind him of you, whether it be a bird on a branch or a beautiful flower he stumbles upon.

Although a guessing game, it would be a very amusing one. Kazuha sometimes comes up with some truly weird nicknames, though he doesn't realize this. The worst thing he's called you was "my little honey butter biscuit" (which was totally random, by the way)

Q uirk - what's something they do that helps your relationship work?

Kazuha is great at communicating. If you ever fight, which is rare in the first place (Kazuha squashes the problem right as it surfaces), he prefers not to be immature about it. Kazuha doesn't ignore you, give you the silent treatment, or anything of the sort. He addresses the problem and quickly gets to the root of it.

Kazuha will allow you to explain yourself, and if he realizes he was wrong then kazuha will not hesitate to apologize. If he still believes he is correct, Kazuha will explain himself and still apologize anyway.

N icknames - what nicknames do they have for you?

Heizou's quite cheeky with his; but most of the time he says a simple "babe". That is what he normally says, but this changes whenever he brings a puzzle around.

Heizou loves to test you sometimes. He finds it hilarious when you get mad after being stuck on it for 10 minutes. Heizou also finds it immensely attractive watching you focus and truly think on the puzzle. When you finally figure it out, he'll ruffle your hair and call you "his little detective."

Even under professional settings, Heizou would call you babe. He personally has no problem at all with PDA but Heizou would stop if you ask him to.

Q uirk - what's something they do that helps your relationship work?

Heizou's smart -- really smart. He can tell when you're in the mood for something or not, and can immediately tell if you had a bad day.

This makes it easier for him to avoid getting on your bad side, and Heizou takes great pride in his skill and the fact that it helps you get along so well.

Heizous also really entertaining. Its almost impossible to feel bored around him, with him always messing around or always having activities planned.

N icknames - what nicknames do they have for you?

Scaramouche would rather not call you anything. It's not that he doesn't love you, he does with his whole heart. Scaramouche just gets really flustered. It would take a while before he begins to call you anything, but he just needs patience.

Scaramouche also finds it really icky. My love, darling, my everything -- those words will never leave his mouth. He refuses. His pride and ego refuses. The only thing Scaramouche would ever possibly call you is - well, your name (I can't come up with something I'm sorry it feels too out of character bro💀😭).

Q uirk - what's something they do that helps your relationship work?

Scaramouche never oversteps boundaries. Sure, he's mean sometimes but nothing he says actually hurts your feelings. Perhaps you've grown to be that way.

Scaramouche has learnt to be careful with what he does - but that's just his unresolved mommy issues tbh. Before initiating anything, Scaramouche always has to "butter you up."