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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine

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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers

#/srs

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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha

#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn

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i miss my wife

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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies

#captive princess life

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never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died

#psa #medicine

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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back

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:((

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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away

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why are all the animals coughing to death?

#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me

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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr

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girl help it's been ten years

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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually

#therapist told me to be positive #trying

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hello

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stop telling me to kill myself???

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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die

#if this doesnt happen then what is the point

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I want to put them all in an enclosure and see what happens.

EDIT: more hades 2 art here and here and here and here.

Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

kabru that laios remembers

vs actual kabru

this shit is so funny kabru i'm so happy you suceeded in gaslighting the autistic man

Somehow cannibalism finds its way into everything I ship and honestly? I am all for it

hi everyone i’m really normal about chodark rn <—listened to butcher vanity for too long and became ill thinking about the intersection of the dark lord’s devotion to the chosen one + his code pushing him to eliminate cho manifesting into cannibalistic urges. because what is a better way to tear something to shreds and treat it with respect at the same time than to consume

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

COAT HANGER COAT HANGER

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The way I tend to characterize the Alan-created stick figures is that his mindset in the moment he made them defines who they are, even if their personalities and habits can change over their years of existence.

Victim was made solely to be tormented in an early 00s style violent stick figure animation. This means he views everything in terms of how much of a threat it is to him, and is singularly focused on taking revenge on his tormentor. If he's not the "victim", he's not really anything - he has no identity. He may or may not already know that Alan's a changed person who now treats his creations with kindness, but either way, it wouldn't stop him from seeking out revenge.

The Chosen One was made to be powerful, first and foremost, because the Animator wanted a challenge. That's why it's in his nature to rebel, to break the status quo, to disrupt. It doesn't mean he's evil, just that he tends to go against the grain of the current situation. At first it means he's seeking to break the Animator's control of the computer, then he says "screw destiny" by befriending the one made solely to destroy him, then they cause more chaos across the internet because it's in their nature. But the longer he stays in that, the more he thinks he needs to change, that this isn't right - because, again, he was never made to be evil, just powerful and disruptive.

That's why the Dark Lord is so fucked: he was made as a weapon. Just to destroy. His only reason for coming into existence was because the Animator needed the Chosen One dealt with. He doesn't reject the status quo, he follows it, no matter who's telling him what it is - first it's the Animator, then it's Chosen, his only friend. Whereas Chosen starts to have second thoughts, it's not in Dark's nature to do so - only to improve, to polish the violence and destruction to an absolute mirror sheen, all to impress the one person he cares about. When Chosen turns on him and the Animator is still his enemy, I think the only reason Dark is still causing destruction is because that's literally all he's ever done. It's all he knows. He can't imagine anything outside that because he has no experience with anything else.

And that's why, from a symbolic standpoint, the Second Coming is his greatest threat and the one to defeat him. She's his antithesis. Made years after everything with Chosen and Dark was over and done with, made just because the Animator was doing what he loved: creating. And unlike with Victim, she was probably intended to do more than suffer and die for black comedy.

Second's core ability is creating, no matter what environment she's in - she uses the pencil in the main series to effortlessly make living beings or tools, constantly crafts and comes up with ideas in the Minecraft series, and learns the rules of the universes around her to use them to her benefit in the Education series. Dark only knows destruction. Second only knows creation. Even after she seemingly wins in IV, she tosses the ray gun aside and starts making things now that she has free reign of the computer - she only seeks to destroy so long as there's a threat to herself or what she cares about.

Darks height (oneshot comic)

I hope I did a funny thing

Based on the new AvG video (life laugh love short king Dark) I'd also like to add that I did go feral over this thumbnail

And heres the full version

Im hoping its as funny as I thought it would be 🙏

Also this is incredibly low effort I kept getting distracted

"Somewhere in Elysium shades interact as long-lost friends"

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

I can't believe how many people forget these rules

Imagine if Mel finds Orpheus and invites him to the crossroads, and she hears him play Hymn to Zagreus. She knows little about him. What would she think? Wouldn't it be funny? 😂

i see your valid "melinoe is hades favorite" takes but raise you "zagreus remains demeters special little sproutling"

local woman spends entire game fighting titans and upending the underworld only for frosty grandma to critique the same boon combos her older brother got rewarded for

bonus: neither sibling realizes the real battle lines are moms side versus dads side of the family

Two kinds of siblings in Hades 2

YA ALLLL HADES 2 IS HAPPENING IM SO HAPPY AND MY BRAINROT MANIFESTED ONCE MORE I HAD TO GET THIS LITTLE IDEA OUT. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE YOOOOOOOOO !!!!!- My biggest wish is to live viscerally thru them especially the latter. I hope they get an interaction in game or something idk. Hermes being constantly reminded he’s a lil brat speaks volume to my gremlin soul right here and now.

Prince and princesses of hell‼️

Zag and Mel would totally be in on the redemption idea

Also have a lil Adam doodle

poor zag

It's interesting how in Hades the First Zagreus hung around the less "problematic" kids of Nyx and dated Megaera the Fury, who isn't as unhinged as her sisters.

Then in Hades II, Melinoe is surrounded by Nyx's more chaotic brood. Nemesis, Eris, even Moros (though he is a sweetie, he has admitted to messing with people's Fates alongside his sisters just for the fun of it). Hypnos is there too but he's asleep and exists to have Mel have a parasocial relationship with.

Zagreus: "Killed by the Opheotarus again? Perhaps avoiding its charge attack might give you an opening?"

Melinoë: "Incredible insight. Avoiding its attacks so I don't die. Where would I be without your advice?"

Zagreus: "Oh no. I've become Hypnos."

Honestly though, I love all of the happy theories where Zag is just living his best life in the sequel, but so busy with something else he can't be the main character of the game. But at the same time I also want some angst to start with and then have the happy Zag and Mel sibling moments. (Feel free to use and expand any of these ideas. Frankly, I want to read 10,000 word fanfictions of all of them.) (Credit for transparent Melinoë: here and Moros & Dora: here)