Can I Have One Of These To Sit On My Shoulder At All Times Like A Pokmon And Curl Up Beside Me At Night

Can I have one of these to sit on my shoulder at all times like a Pokémon and curl up beside me at night I need it I need it I need it

it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

I mean why is Maru not suspicious that I give her an iridium quality strawberry the exact minute she walks out the door on Mondays and Tuesdays every single week

I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.

Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

as someone who's been through lesbian situationship this is so true