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The writing:

some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

Scavengers becoming important really disappointed me tbh. I loved WOF because it was purely about dragons; so much dragon media also focuses on humans, like How to Train Your Dragon, so it’s really hard to find anything JUST about dragons. So it really sucks seeing that scavengers will probably have a bigger role now, and may possibly be a major focus. I just want dragons without humans for once. I still love WOF and will continue to read the books when they come out, but it really made me sad to see scavengers getting a more important role than “the lil guys who are smart and killed a Queen”.

EXACTLY

I HATE PEOPLE TUI ERADICATE THEM

I mean why is Maru not suspicious that I give her an iridium quality strawberry the exact minute she walks out the door on Mondays and Tuesdays every single week

I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.

Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.