The Steddie Fandom Really Wants Me To Write A Steddie! Rapunzel AU

The steddie fandom really wants me to write a Steddie! Rapunzel AU

Steddie Rapunzel au

Guys someone needs to stop me from thinking about these two I CANT STOP THINKING…… LONG HAIRED STEVE WITH MAGIC HAIR YALL..FLYNN RIDER EDDIE H E L P

anyway how are y’all doing

Not even Google knows how tall he is, we just know he is tall 😂

I have no clue if this will be coherent - I drove 5 hours home today after getting 4 hours of sleep and doing work until 3 - but I need to share how I picture the boys body shapes and heights. I know irl Joe Keery is an inch taller and I love them being almost the same height but size differences have me shaking the bars of my cage so, (pls don’t judge me too much I drew this with my finger because my pen was dead)

Overall in my brain, Steve is thicker but a little shorter - he’s a literal tank, compact and dense - while Eddie is just beanpole man with only some shoulder/arm definition from his years of lugging around amps. Steve is either his canon height or a couple inches shorter (like 5’9”-5’11”) and Eddie is like 6’1” in my head. I just think Eddie being a lanky little guy fits him too much and he deserves to have limbs that are Too Long.

Steve starts wearing hats when he's too lazy to put effort into making his hair look good on a bad hair day and every time he does, Eddie pretends to lose his mind bc "you, have a bad hair day? you're lying to me Steve. you're lying and depriving me. this is abuse."

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

Eddie is easily jealous this Eddie is jealous that. yOu're riGht! I agree with the headcanon of Eddie being super protective of his relationship cause of the 'novelty' of actually being in one, plus the hints of obsessiveness in his personality. He'd totally leave marks of possessiveness all over Steve (his ring, his necklace etc) and be very vocal/snappy at wandering eyes at clubs, safe outings and such.

But hear me out! Steve being just as jealous!! except where Eddie is all narrowed eyes and sharp remarks, pulling Steve closer and daring others to approach, my guy is so much more subtle about it.

Steve's the kind of guy to watch it happen at first, to witness his clueless ass bf get hit on and not even realize it (Its actually frustrating how unaware he is of his own attractiveness sometimes). He doesn't dive in like Eddie would, just lets the jealous feeling turn into technique. Cause as much as it's annoying to watch, it also gives him immense satisfaction to break the little hearts of people who think they actually have a chance.

The thing is, Steve knows Eddie like the back of his hand, knows that when he worries his bottom lip between his teeth long enough, no matter what his boyfriend is doing, his eyes will eventually drift down to stare. Steve knows just how feral Eddie gets whenever he looks up through his lashes, knows the right angles to dip his head so Eddie gets distracted by the exapanse of his neck. If he folds his arms a certain way, he knows those large eyes will fixate on them, when he pretends to stretch, it's with just enough curve in his spine. He can steal his boyfriends attention in his sleep, and better yet, won't even seeming like he's trying to.

It's always over in a matter of minutes, one second Eddie is conversing energetically with the poor, hopeful soul, and the next his words are reduced to shorter, barely comprehensible phrases as he sneaks painfully obvious glances at his boyfriend. A few more minutes and Eddie will politely excuse himself, hand finding Steve's lower back or arm as he desperately leads them away.

Each and everytime, without fail, Steve turn to look over his shoulder, a small victorious smirk on his lips as he takes in the different variations of defeat on the enemy's face.

It never stops being satisfying.

why does this give “steve as a manager” vibes? please i need someone to write the steddie fic for this 💀