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"there's no dick like girl dick" oh please have you heard of moby dick

midwest dad miku serving at the neighborhood bonfire

call me penis mysterious the way i don't know what i'm doing

Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

REBLOGGING FOR FISH YURI

FISH YURI IS IMPORTANT

fish yuri for yuri day

(old) rival octoling yuri.... if you care

i know what you are

new strange Hatchetfield character. and his name is Josh Mitchell

this is going directly on my blog. thank you so much!!!!

made this one for @evomagus's birthday !! had so much fun with the background

oh yeah no a certain subsect of the thomas fandom that overlaps with the horror fandom loves this shit. source: thomas fan

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

train people are fucking crazy, and i mean that in the best way possible. they’re so dedicated to their hobby, it’s unreal.

you can give them an extremely vague piece of information, like posting a pic with a caption like “hey i found this weird looking bolt when i was walking down some railroad tracks”, and they’ll be able to tell you

the exact year that bolt was manufactured

what trains that bolt can be found on

what happened to that bolt to make it fall off

the exact location of the track you found that bolt near

when the bolt fell off

how far away that is from your current location

the neighborhood you live in

what kind of music you listen to

what your favorite food is

your hair color

how often you like to get takeout

what your daily routine is like

when you’ve forgotten to lock the back door

where you’re most likely to hide in a home invasion

what floorboards don’t creak in your hallway

how fast you can run

this one. this took me a fucking second oh my god

I am here at the heroforge character maker.

Hey @demilypyro, have you seen Mimi Sentry's Source model yet? She has your energy all over.

drippy

unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something

hiii Evo! whats your favorite kind of pasta?

rigatoni!!!!! they're a fun shape and i love how thick they are.

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

……… different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other’s alcohol

no more if this “fine elvin wine” shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there’s barely even a flavor, and you’d need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you’re going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you’ll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again