Assorted Meowsts From Twitter

assorted meowsts from twitter

by the way i actually dramatically sympathize with vergilius's stance on don quixote because imagine. you are sitting on a bus as a tour guide. six feet away from you? it's Vlad the Impaler. he goes :3 on a regular basis. he's held in check by his fucked up pair of light up Sketchers that he talks about like theyre people. he has power washed every memory out of his brain. he is collecting action figures. he may or may not be indulging his escapist fantasy of Not Being So Violently Noteworthy To The Hague. vlad the impaler sometimes goes "my aspirations are Being Kind and Just :3" then! commits a felony misdemeanor to that end. he's doing his redemption arc but forgot to remember needing one.

like yup yeah okay fine sure ok no harm, no foul, no wonder he is constantly on the verge with her

Is fucking show roommate going to be my god damn reblog tag.

I will have to sort through these all because i rebloged everything privately. Not everything i want to show my roommate belongs on my blog. I would like to keep my gay thoughts and my pink aesthetic but at the same time… smart turtleneck woman :3

Limbus Company Sinners ranked by how strong they were before the game started

Vergilius just walked into the orphan store and said "Give me your saddest little German boy." Sure, he's got that dog in him, but right now it's more like a kicked puppy.

A pencil-necked geek who has never thrown a punch in his life. Last seen jumping through a plate glass window in his backstory. How much enhancement did he have to get before he was even passable in combat?

Someone who has lived in luxury and ease his entire life. Still, he must've had a lot of time to practice with his guandao, and dude was in killer shape. Also, lest we forget, he is a rock. That's gotta count for something.

Pretty much the same deal as Yi Sang, but being connected to the Faust Group Chat gives her a lot of other options. She's the living embodiment of "I calculated the timing on all your attacks but my reflexes suck so you're gonna hit me anyway."

If we're measuring purely physical strength she'd probably be much higher, as it's implied she's almost freakishly strong (like when she manhandled Ishmael). But her lazy nature makes her a less effective fighter. Still, we've got to the first one with a confirmed pre-game kill count.

She's fought The Horrors and lived to make it everyone else's problem. One of the quickest to violence but not always the most effective at it. She's got grit, but she's still in the bottom half.

Can dish it out and take it. No formal training, but a lifetime of hard-won experience. Every inch of his skin tells a tale of violence. That said, his fighting style is still just that of a thug.

Points in his favor: Cockroach mutant, a battle-tested soldier

Points to his detriment: Doesn't like his powers, I know from firsthand experience how quickly you go to seed once you leave the service.

I wanted to put him higher to rep for us enlisted, but he was way too rusty.

Still wearing her uniform in her mugshot. She was likely arrested shortly after the...incident with the suitors, so she went straight from war to a hell voyage to a murder spree. That said, she's more known for her leadership and cunning than her actual personal battle prowess.

Speaking of coming straight from violence, jeeeezus couldn't they at least hose her off first? She's wearing a Shi Association uniform, so we know she was a professional assassin beforehand. Then, if she's like her inspiration, she was also basically a serial killer. Definitely earned her place in the top three.

Meursault.

Look, I'm as surprised as you are.

"Is he called the 'Viper' because he bites people" -woman who likes to bite whatever she can and does not realize she's a vampire

"No, it's a figure of speech. He sounds irritating but is probably a good strategist" -military strategist many find irritating to deal with because mentally she never left The War

"Whoever made this corridor purple with nothing in it must be a terrible leader. You always need to think about morale" -the same woman, whose usual solution for low morale in her teammates is "stop whining. manager we should kill them"

"the sephirot should have just had a fistfight instead of badmouthing each other for eternity" -Outis again

"Hod is too overprotective" -you'll never guess

I feel like i should clarify that the “*holds the art gently*” tag i use is for art i want to like. Print out an experience on my tongue. Grab it like a dog toy and raghghghghg shake it.

If the art is reblogged at all I really fucking liked it. *holds the art gently* is for when i wish i could Double Like a post. x2 like combo, if you will.