Look, I Didn't Want To Be That Person, But I Hate, Hate, HATE, The New Animation Style Of Lego Monkie

For every fucked up animation I spend another year planning to make your life miserable Your pillow will be warm on both sides no matter how often you flip it because i will be there to warm it up. You stub your toe on a corner? It was me. I broke into your home to move every piece of furniture you own an inch You step on lego? It was me. I bought the entire lego store so i have enough legos to spread around your house to step on for the rest of your pathetic life When you want to shower? I will be there to put it on cold when you're not looking I'll make sure that everytime you play uno that your opponent has all the plus 4 Every time you make pasta I'll make sure it's just slightly overcooked so you can feel the misery in your meals too Sleep with one eye open because I'll make sure to steal excactly one sock anyways Love to the animators Nothing could make me hate y'all lego monkey kid lmk mountaintea rambles rambles