As We Should

as we should

everyone needs to tackle the hard idea of monsterfucking and its overlap with gender dynamic on a saturday night ahaahha

boba and dora are having the most interesting conversation about monsterfucking and dick dimensions

edit: they’re talking about the logistics of it

hq boys + bratty kitten reader.

warnings: smutty, gn reader, pet play/hybrids, overstimulation, daddy kink, sub space, scratching, spanking.

kittens are only mean because they don’t want to admit they want to be taken care of. well, that’s at least what iwaizumi, sugawara, osamu, sakusa, and ukai think.

minors dni.

while he loves that you’re independent and not always all over him, he wishes you’d be more clear so that he could reward you for it. oh the ways he’d treat a sweet kitten, kissing their neck and gently rubbing their face until their tough, detached act finally melts away into needy cuddles where you babble that you’re sorry, you’ll be a good kitten next time, you won’t be mean ever again! (lie.)

see? he knew you were a good kitten deep inside, but he also understands that it’s hard to trust someone like this and let yourself go. he knows just how to get you to purr with pleasure and mewl into his neck he fucks you, slowly and deeply, just like you finally asked for.

he’ll ask, “you want to cum, kitten? then just ask nicely, yeah? can you do that for me?” just so that he can see you lower your brow in annoyance at having to say it out loud, only to sigh and do it anyway because you know he won’t let you cum until you do it.

and at the sound of your sweet voice asking him “please, daddy, please can i cum?” he’ll say, “yes, kitten. go ahead and cum on daddy’s cock,” and rock his hips into you until you’re scratching at his back with overstimulation.

unfortunately, that treatment is only for sweet kittens who listen. mean kittens don’t get rewarded, they get spanked over daddy’s knee until they’re crying and apologizing to their patient, generous daddy for being so rude.

you really should know better, kitten. it suits you to be nice.

ahahaha it's the way I'm sweating nervously

I just,,, arrogance??? his mocking??? fuck me I'm dead

kuroo x reader. minors dni.

fratboy!kuroo who gained quite the following since starting university, he was used to the attention that he got from his little fan club in high school, but he was baffled by the amount of people who would line up just for a night with him. he could get anyone he wanted, but not you. he failed to serenade you with him playing the guitar at a party one night, and his foiled attempt to catch you manifested a…strange energy between the two of you.

weeks of teasing, you thought you hated him. him and his little friends annoying the hell out of you in class, in the library, you had enough of it. you never wanted him in the first place, why does he keep bothering you?

you thought you hated him, so why were you in his bed with your knees to your chest, his cock pounding into you?

“hated me, huh? doesn’t seem like you- shit- you hate me now, sweetheart.”

he sneered down at you, getting impossibly harder at the sight of your pussy creaming around his cock. his pace didn’t falter at your attempts to muffle your whines and whimpers, your body doing all the telling despite you spitting back at him.

“fuck you.”

he chuckle as he thrusted deep, the tip kissing your cervix enough to have you shake in his hold as you come undone. you thought you hated him, but god, did he feel good.

“oh, i’m fucking you, don’t worry.”

for my bestie @explvrer, definitely not what i had first planned but 😀👍🏼 perhaps a full fic in the future, we’ll see!

i literally love my sister to death but can she not gurgle in her sleep like i stg this human makes the most inhuman noises

she also grinds their teeth n it just sounds absolutely horrifying

*cracks knuckles* alright fellow skinny bitches, some of y’all need to realise that the world doesn’t revolve around us. shocked, tragic, upset - i know

just because someone takes the time to appreciate and promote the beauty that is another body shape, doesn’t mean that you yourself are not beautiful. our body shape is literally admired every fkn day and on every fkn platform. you can go find your ego boost elsewhere. leave the blogs, instagram pages, tiktoks, whatever, to those who need to hear those things

if you are uncomfortable with the notion the chubby/fat bodies are receiving the love and admiration that they rightfully deserve, you’re a fkn asshole and i don’t want to know you. it is not ‘shaming skinny people’, it is not ‘idolising poor health’. you’re. just. an. asshole

anyway, your fave loves and appreciates chubby bodies and so should you. good day

*a polar bear slides into the water*

boba: that's the way lev slides into my pussy

me: im glad we got this visual i really needed that

rosie: say sorry to david attenborough RIGHT NOW

boba: im sorry,,,,