I Dont Trust Shippers Who Never Went Through A Royai Phase

I dont trust shippers who never went through a royai phase

An awfully drawn explanation

The real antagonist of Fullmetal Alchemist is the nameless Xerxian alchemist who bought a teenage boy to sweep his floors and then was like "hey, I'm going to take your blood to try to play god, you can't legally say no because I own you. If this, say, backfires horrifically in 20 years time, then I guess it's you and your descendants' problem since it's your blood lmao"

emotionally constipated, concerningly codependent, repentant war criminals with utterly shit coping mechanisms who grew up together (sort of) and are plotting to take over the government so they can prosecute themselves for mass murder, since no one else is gonna do it

like how does someone come up with this?? but also, thank you for coming up with this

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