Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

You know how fucking sharp you have to be to impersonate someone for ten months? Not one tell, not one slip up or moment of weakness. To know their personality and mannerisms so well that not even their friends recognize the difference? To not mess up your schedule and forget to take the polyjuice potion even once?

Barty Crouch Jr got 12 OWLs for a reason. That kid is a fucking GENIUS. No one lesser could pull all of that off.

I may not like him, but I respect his game.

james: hi regulus!

regulus: shut up, potter

james: hi reg! i missed you, did you miss me?

regulus: shut up stop being so clingy

james: hey reggie! hows it going?

regulus: don’t call me that

regulus(the next day): where’s james? he’s usually here by now why is he late did something go wrong

Honestly I feel so bad for the majority of the population. You're telling me most people have NO IDEA who Regulus Black is? NONE?

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

"Match my freak"? No. Match my love for harry potter's dead dad and harry potter's dead godfather's little brother.

Go on, try it. I dare you.