I Never Left The Desert

“I never left the desert”

“I never left the crastle”

I NEVER LEFT THE FUCKING DATE CAVE SCOTT TOOK JIMMY ON IN EMPIRES SEASON 1

I NEVER LEFT KATHERINE’S CASTLE THE NIGHT SHELBY LASHED OUT AT HER IN EMPIRES SEASON 2

I NEVER LEFT THE CAGE SHRUB WAS STUCK IN AS SHE GASPED AND STARED AT KATHERINE SPECIFICALLY THROUGH THE BARS WHEN THE OTHERS CAME TO SAVE HER FROM XORNOTH

I AM STUCK IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES AT THE SAME TIME AND ITS LOW-KEY KILLING ME

“Do me a favor, die for me.” Sounds like something out of a dark romance movie or novel but no it’s actually something Minecraft YouTuber ZombieCleo said to LDshadowlady as they burned down her fairy fort

Scott spends 3 hours getting ready for a date bc he has to curl his hair and listens to music and gets distracted all the time making up ideal scenarios in his head and practicing what to say. Jimmy spends 3 hours getting ready for a date bc he's suddenly unsure if jeans and a shirt are really okay to wear and he calls like 4 different people just to make sure. Yall see my vision

joel have a trauma I wowttt apologize. 😈😈😈😈

Etho: How do we keep running into each other?

Joel, closing the "Find My Friends" app on his phone: Like you're not the one who's obsessed with me

my personal life series headcanon is that c!Scott is fully aware of the watchers and how he and his friends are doomed to die over and over again in an endless purgatory but fully does not care and is just doing the life series equivalent of that mario kart challenge where you try to get every rank in consecutive descending order