Headcanons For Ares. Because He Needs Attention.

Headcanons for Ares. Because he needs attention.

was a huge playboy. Had his confidence shattered over the years. Won’t say a word for himself but will intervene to defend his friends/innocents. Huge gentleman and easily flustered. Sassiest man alive. Punk boy. Adrenaline junkie. Not hard to convince him to do reckless stunts (if he’s not the one who suggested it) dark humor. Makes jokes about depression a lot (but they’re actually funny so it’s ok) he sleeps a lot because he’s depressed. gets overwhelmed easily in social settings. If he’s in a good mood and with the people he likes, he’s such a goofball. (Makes weird noises, funny dances/head bobbing etc) looks up to Ripred because he Seems so unbothered by people and their opinions.

ares is very bothered

He keeps an open mind towards others and is generally neutral. Speaks fluent sarcasm, regular English is his second language. Has little self worth but holds the few people he cares about more dear than air. They can do no wrong. He has abandonment/betrayal/mental abuse issues. It takes a LOT to earn his trust/get him to like you. He only has the energy for a small friend group. He doesn’t smile through the pain he looks tired and personally offended all the time.

Knows more overland slang/jokes and pop culture than underland because Gregor’s the only person he talks to most of the time. Loves to sing.

That weird older brother that lives in college and lives on energy drinks and steals traffic cones and doesn’t say hi to mom and dad when he picks up his little brother to hang out.

Emo/goth boi.

I want to read a lot of books, but at the same time, I have to wait for myself to emotionally get over the last book or series I read. And who knows how long that could take? Could be a month, could be a year.

Recommendation

Also people if you like the Underland Chronicles and Artemis Fowl you should read Wings of Fire. I like it because it’s funny and also has really good world buildling. Also because PROPHECIES and DRAGONS

Genius

Gnawer?? Flier?? Why didn’t you nerds just call them Ratthew and Batthew those are much better names @ past underlanders

When Ares said to Gregor “I did not know. I swear to you, I did not know” I literally cried

Reading the summary of Gregor the Overlander again so I can write about it for an assignment for school and crying over Ares saving Gregor and not Henry.

“This is who they really were. Not two carefree kids whose next big decision would be whether to get ice cream or see a movie, but two people who knew a war lay outside the door, waiting to tear them apart.”

“Last picture,” thought Gregor, as the image slowly developed.

“Last picture ever.”