Working On What Will Be My Backpatch Lmao Wish Me Luck

Working on what will be my backpatch lmao wish me luck

I’m also going to hand paint the eyes eventually so like. Yeah.

Gertrude and Gerry playing Smash bros Gertrude mains jigglypuff, Gerry mains Falco

Having that monthly realisation that I, a 17 year old, should NOT be in this much pain on a daily basis.

Limping because I'm in pain is not normal. Having an almost constant daily headache is not normal. Being tired almost all the time is not normal.

And yet, my test results have all come back normal??

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Every night my parents screw, in their room that is directly above mine, incredibly loudly. And my headphones just ✨died✨. Like not to be sex negative but I would deeply like to not hear that