Part 1

Part 1

March 30, 12:30AM

The convoy has arrived at the location of the vampire roost.

St. Gabriel Church [condemned] located on the outskirts of Franklin ave. Vampires are drawn to religious objects, which is why they mostly hide in abandoned houses of worship.

Preparations are made to facilitate over two dozen large mirrors inside the main entrance of the church. Vampires don’t attack groups, so everyone is advised to stick around more than 2 people at all times.

Noah is the main vampire hunter for tonight and coordinates the setup.

Mia overlooks the entire process and will serve as Noah’s eyes for the vampire slaying.

𝗡𝗢𝗔𝗛: Lucky tonight. Usually, we barricade the windows ourselves, but this church is already reinforced.

Contrary to legend and folklore, vampires have a physical body, but it is only perceivable through reflective surfaces. With this many mirrors, we get a better chance of seeing the vampire.

Part 2

So I may start spamming splatoon content soon. Im in love with this game.

Just in case anything ends up coming from it, I’m considering making a Traditional Roguelike type game, and I may start posting here about it. Could be fun, right? A sorta TTRPG style roguelike that has a focus on unique narratives for the players? I don’t know much about game making, but fuck it, I’ve been sitting on this thing with nothing coming of it for far too long. Here’s hoping!

Look I'm just saying he needs to hurry up and die already, Rowling had her chance, now we just need a new action adventure series that'll last for like 20 years

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THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER

Heyy, you mentioned in some tags that accepting denny's did years of damage, could you elaborate on that?

back in the early/mid-2010s, denny’s did a lot of marketing on tumblr and was basically a prototype of the Quirky Relatable Brand shit you see all over twitter these days: staying on top of all the trendy memes, making #relatable jokes, generally being extremely “how do you do fellow kids” (but in such a way that the people running it were clearly pretty familiar with the site’s culture)

people on tumblr embraced it because that sort of online brand marketing wasn’t quite as ubiquitous at that point, and even if it was cringe, mid-2010s tumblr in general was pretty cringe (affectionate)

the success of denny’s on tumblr led other brands to try doing the same sort of shit on other platforms (the wendy’s twitter was a big one), and before we know it, we had marketing interns making obnoxious clapbacks, circlejerking each other, and aping depression to hawk fruit beverages

like how the Great Porn Ban caused a lot of the more obnoxious tumblr people to move over to twitter in late 2018, the brand marketing shit generally died down on tumblr as the ad agencies realized that the remaining userbase was there out of spite and generally not amenable to conventional internet marketing techniques

but now that everyone’s favorite techbro manchild seems hellbent on crashing twitter with no survivors, advertisers are getting skittish about twitter and will likely start testing the waters on other platforms - if/when they start posting on tumblr again, it’s important that people do not engage in any way whatsoever (even if it’s ridicule or silencebrand.jpg or kung pow penis) if we don’t want this sort of thing to happen again

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