MALIK IS BEST LIFEGUARD FOR THE MASYAF POOL.

MALIK IS BEST LIFEGUARD FOR THE MASYAF POOL.

I LOVE ALL OF THIS.

It's this same line of thinking that makes me think that Newt Scamander's book is NOT complete, as it has no water-based, benevolent Eastern dragons, few creatures from Central or South America, few from Africa, etc. I bet there's foreign magical zoologists who read his book and go, "Really? That's ALL he encountered? Psh, that's nothing."

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MIDDLE EASTERN WITCHES AND WIZARDS THOUGH. AND HOW THEY'RE SPELLS WOULD OBVIOUSLY NOT BE LATIN, GREEK OR ANGLO SAXON, BUT INSTEAD LIKE ANCIENT PHOENICIAN, OR SOMETHING. AND THAT THEIR TIES BETWEEN SPELLS AND MAGIC WOULD BE STRONGER SINCE THEIR WORDS ARE MORE ANCIENT AND FAR OLDER SO THEY'D BE WAY MORE POWERFUL???? SORRY FOR THE CAPS?????

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CAPS. PHOENICIAN SPELLS. ARAMAIC SPELLS. LANGUAGES MUGGLES DON’T KNOW ANYMORE THAT HAVE BEEN PRESERVED THROUGH WIZARDING SPELLS IN LITTLE POCKETS OF THE WORLD. SOURCE LANGUAGES NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO ADAPT OR CHANGE ANYMORE BECAUSE THE LANGUAGES HAVE DIED AND PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO CAUSE LIKE, A NUCLEAR FALLOUT. IM SO EXCITED THANKS FOR THIS.

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The full smackdown she deals him is superb; hearing how much the Parliament rallies around her is icing on the cake.

SIGNAL BOOST

Lesbian asylum-seeker sentenced to death

Aderonke’s family was killed and she was arrested, tortured, and sentenced to death in Nigeria – because she’s a lesbian. She fled to safety in the UK.

Now, they’re trying to send her back into danger. Aderonke, like dozens of other LGBT asylum-seekers, is stuck in a process that the UK government has already admitted to humiliating and abusing them. It doesn’t work or protect anyone.

But, if thousands of us speak out right now, we could get the Home Office to take the next step and halt the deportations. Will you sign the petition to Home Office Secretary Theresa May now?

Please sign the petition to stop her deportation! 70,792 people have already signed this petition. We’re almost at the goal of 75,000 signatures. 

Domo Arizona

I’M CRYING  

This is exactly what made me love Malik. His best one by far is "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever it is you do before a mission, only do so quietly."

Are you LOST, Altaïr?

I can’t handle Malik’s sass level