Kevin Durant Is A Extremely High Tier Shitposter Who Just So Happens To Also Be One Of The Greatest Basketball

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

@rottentail-run and you can’t forget the “hey wanna FaceTime?”

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

developing your ocs is 50% waiting for bursts of divine inspiration like an oracle sleeping next the vapours seeping from fissures in the temple floor and 50% stalking them in your mind relentlessly like a persistence predator until they tire out enough for you to get close and scamper away with the bloody scraps of "eye colour: brown" and "dislikes: people who think they're funny" clutched in your mouth like a hunting trophy

watch the fuck out. if your freak matches well enough you’ll both disappear like in tetris