I Saw The Post About Simping For RobotsLEMME JOIN!!-

I saw the post about simping for robots…LEMME JOIN!!-

Screwllum is definitely gentleman like, when I first saw him I was like ‘…omg he’s pretty and sounds so good-’. I wanna chat with him while having my hot chocolate, I wanna kiss his metal cheek and wink at him, leaving him confused (and warm on the inside) hehe-

For Sam, I wanna be sassy just to piss him off hehehehehe- also imagine being so strong, you could bridal-style carrying him if his legs got damaged omfg- how would he react? :O

Also, I wanna dance with Svarog, I wanna hug Clara so badly!!! She’s so adorable omg!! I was thinking about giving Svarog a hug while explaining why I’m hugging him, he’s a father to Clara, and uhm…I don’t have a father anymore so I would feel protected and safe if he’s caring for me too (Clara can I be your sister?-)

That’s all, don’t mind me. And robot simping for life!- (Take care of yourself properly❤️❤️)

Thanks i will try haha~I’ve got two days off and I intend for them to both be self-care days!! I’m gonna be honest I’m pretty bad at self-care haha if I have a day off I tend to do NOTHING, but I will strive to take care of myself better this time!

Simping for robots is a FULL time career my friend, and I have never called in sick.

But yes gentleman Screwllum is very real. It’s funny because I’ll stand by he’s not romantic yet he just makes it work somehow if that makes sense. He doesn’t put any particular effort into romantic gestures or anything, but if you are his partner you do feel a bit of pride when he introduces you as such. Usually to bewildered looks, but you don’t care. Let people wonder how you managed to pull a ROBOTIC member of the Genius Society. They’re quite sure the story is interesting.

There’s no way Sam isn’t SO heavy oh my gosh if you ARE strong enough to carry him I’m sure it’s just pure amazement and mild fear of you on his end, lol. And respect because wow you are. Super Strong.

Awww Dad Svarog just adopting humans left and right I love that-

But yeah simping for robots is real. I’ve gotta say it…HK-47 from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic?? I don’t care if he finds humans disgusting or that he’s some Jedi murdering assassin droid I’ll make it work-

Pluto has Epsilon and YEAH he’s great but Brau 1589’s voice??? I don’t CARE if he was the first robot to kill a human. I don’t CARE if he’s quite literally one wrong move from entirely falling apart. I’LL MAKE IT WORK-

Ok wait I’m getting distracted um yeah-

In conclusion:

Robots.

🛐🛐🛐

I am not ok-🫣🫣🫣❤️❤️❤️

@judasgot-it

(Hello??!! The sword?! The flames?! His sassiness?!?! His voice?!?! His charm?!?!?? Omfg-)

For Valentines Day <3

Dr Ratio: here. *hands you a box of your favourite chocolate and a bouquet of flowers that have sweet and loving meanings behind them* for you…my favourite idiot…~ ❤️

A/n: agazfVa szhba szyabs taqg sskozmanatarwvssg-🛐🛐🛐❤️❤️❤️

Happy Valentines Day everyone!!❤️❤️❤️

vox your pathetic side is showing

Ratio: Get away from me, stop bothering me with your presence!

[name]: okay *goes away*

Ratio: ...

Ratio: I was joking, come back and start bothering me again!

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.