Imagine Drunk! Bubbly Dr Ratio Going On A Whole Shopping Spree For Clay Or Something To Make A Ton Of

Imagine drunk! bubbly dr ratio going on a whole shopping spree for clay or something to make a ton of statues of him and you??

like he’s just got that classic big ass “XD” face on as he’s happily purchasing over 1,000,000 credits worth of clay to make sculptures out of the two of you (shopkeepers and passersby are worried..)

the sculptures including the both of you doing things aren’t even lustful, they’re just silly and stupid.

so imagine his shock a few days later (recovered from his AWFUL hangover), when he summons a statue and it’s him and you doing smth silly like idk fighting

I’m crying, RATIO do NOT-

Also another warrior for Bubbly drunk Ratio, hi~

But this is making me think of that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward has the art class, and the only one who shows up is SpongeBob, and for some reason SpongeBob is super artistic-idk if I’m making any sense I just woke up-

But yeah super drunk Ratio somehow constructing detailed amazing statues of the two of you, thankfully using CLAY so he shouldn’t be able to accidentally hurt himself with those marble carving tools lol.

But yeah he’s got one of the two of you…idk…playing leapfrog, fighting but you guys are in very strange exaggerated poses lol, I like the one of the two of you playing the Nintendo Wii despite Wiis not existing in the realm of HSR and you having NEVER even played a single video game with him before.

He’s SO embarrassed when he summons a statue and it’s you proposing to him. He’s like NO ONE LOOK-!!! Don’t LOOK!!! NO ONE CAN KNOW!!

Aww Ratio wants to marry you~

heheh ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა

awavafachsbdhdudbdjdbdfbdjejdh FOR SOME REASON, I KNEW THIS GONNA BE IT BECAUSE I WAS SWOONING OVER THIS ART TO MY FRIENDS BEFORE SLEEPING YESTERDAY aaa but truth be told, version with his vest on made me lose my mind much much more… the waistband… the love handles… more to uncover hehe :3

ABYSS RAZOR CRUSH HCS BC IF I DONT GET SOME CONTENT I WILL DIE

Abyss Razor x gn reader

Prompt: yall r madly in love he has a crush on youuu (boyfail situationship hcs more like tbh)

A/N: sorry if this is rambly i cant live like this i keep rereading the same 4 or 5 posts over and over again ive been waiting for like a year and im getting teased with the tip PLEASEEE WRITE HIM 😭😭🤞 i cant ever escape the ‘nobodys fave but mine’ curse help

Ily losermen

Ily high ponytail men

Ily abyss razor

more utc

- Im gonna jump he is so kewt. Idek what to say im just ill

- You’d probably often compliment his eyes and you have this image that hes so calm and collected— which he is! But! Not with you! So every conversation with you is him just fighting for his life trying to look cool and not implode at the same time

- ^^^ THIS is one thing. But what really gets him falling for you is when you get a bit closer and have a talk with him, telling him in no uncertain terms that he’ll always have someone to return to if others are cruel because you won’t be leaving him

- Gives you things VERY often, usually little things because hed die if he had to directly give you a gift and then have to explain why, so he shows his affection in little ways like letting you have his best pencils and pens if you need it (lets you keep it too)

- oh he absolutely loses it if he sees you continue to use his pen hes so touched that you’re taking good care of what he gives you it shows that it means a lot to you and that he means a lot to you

- The only actual gift he gives you during this stage are things he has an excuse for like origami (idk why but i feel like he makes cool ass origami) he can just say he made too many so hes giving them away yet you and maybe Abel are the only ones who received some…

- He wants so badly to be useful to you he gets so flustered and happy just hearing you say thanks when he answers your question about the assignment or when he lends you his materials

- Immediately stiffens when you make any sort of contact. Dont stop though, he can count the times hes been hugged on one hand

- Speaking of his touch starvation, he’d let you play with his hair and looks forward to it tbh he’d just rather not initiate anything it’s too much for his heart

- If you have him take down his hair and play with it (like braid it or try different hairstyles) he’d feel so content; ofc he’s nervous but at the same time he just feels so at peace as if it’s only you two in the world and all the people who have ever wronged him never existed in the first place

- He’s a little bit delulu, i fear

- He gets so nervous texting and calling you bc what if you tell him ily. No that could never happen. Wait but what if it did— do you see his dilemma?

- He’s a chronic overthinker and in a way its a bit sweet because he used to worry about you randomly saying you didn’t want to be friends with him but now he wouldn’t even consider that possibility; it just no longer enters his mind

- He’d also find himself drifting off, losing himself in thought and end up daydreaming about if you two were in a relationship

- It’s very innocent, it’s just you two being cute and going places together while holding hands and such until it drifts even further to imagining you two kissing

- His face is on fire and he has to stop thinking NOW but hes in too deep hes imagining kissing ice cream off the side of your mouth and other cliches like that it’s so over

- Abel wondering wth is wrong with his right hand; all he said was that he was going to make mother happy by doing his homework today meanwhile Abyss can no longer be normal

- The kissing is just his guilty pleasure but Abyss constantly imagines holding hands with you like if you walk too close to him his hands will get clammy and his fingertips will get cold because he wants to hold your hand but is scared to initiate it

- God forbid you actually hold his hand even for a second while he’s having his entire internal monologue. He will die. You killed him. How could you?

- He won’t let go though like. Ever . Handholding is his favorite thing 5ever and as soon as he gets a taste he’s hooked

- He likes handholding so much that if you held his hand enough times then one time he’d accidentally grab your hand and initiate for once (immediately gets flustered after but it counts)

- Really really REALLY likes when u trace over his magic lines. Ruins his life everytime and he just melts in your touch; subconsciously leans in and his face softens and EVERYTHING

- Ok i wasn’t gonna say it bc itd probably involve sm sneaking but: Sleepovers. IM JUST SAYING 🤞🤞🤞 I feel like this is where most of the softer moments happen tbh like your roommate being out and you two have a sleepover

- I think this is where the playing with his hair and tracing the lines on his face would happen if not this then when you’re bored in class

- Not a fan of PDA even if ur not dating so he does play with your hair but usually during the sleepovers if you’ll allow him (not quite trying new hairstyles like you do but letting it fall through his fingers, running his hands through it or just rubbing the ends with his fingers to feel how soft it is)

- If you are bald he would slightly hold the back of your head and rub your temples with his thumb to help you relax

- Idk ik i just went on about how hes a loser but I feel like when it comes to affection relating to hair or like anything not affectionate in a cliche sense he doesn’t really pay attention and does it without thinking; only realizes its too affectionate if you point it out (please do not, he feels very comfortable right now. He will stop and never do it again if you point it out)

- You have a lot of deep talks and give him encouraging words during sleepovers tbh it just gives you both time to just… enjoy each other uninterrupted

- Sometimes instinctually distances himself from you because you make his heart do somersaults and his head feels like it’ll explode around you though he doesn’t last long, he needs you with him everyday atp 😭

- Although the above is true, sometimes he gets clingy ish (just by your side all the time) and protective over you even knowing you aren’t his

A/N: a ridonkulous amount of these r based on things ive done erm. Ok. Ig next thing i should write is him with an equally loser gf i def fit the bill LOL

Ratio: Get away from me, stop bothering me with your presence!

[name]: okay *goes away*

Ratio: ...

Ratio: I was joking, come back and start bothering me again!

Screwllum n Stelle

Me in that situation

For Valentines Day <3

Dr Ratio: here. *hands you a box of your favourite chocolate and a bouquet of flowers that have sweet and loving meanings behind them* for you…my favourite idiot…~ ❤️

A/n: agazfVa szhba szyabs taqg sskozmanatarwvssg-🛐🛐🛐❤️❤️❤️

Happy Valentines Day everyone!!❤️❤️❤️