Drunk Ratio Would Be Clinging On To You 24/7, He Would Try To Get Your Attention On Him For As Long As

Drunk Ratio would be clinging on to you 24/7, he would try to get your attention on him for as long as possible.

He would whine and sob if you don’t-

If he was drunk, he would be a bit dumber, basically like a pathetic, sobbing mess (affectionately <3)

He would be thinking life decisions when you recorded everything he did

*insert meme ‘why am I still here…just to suffer?’*

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Oh drunk Dr Ratio…my pathetic beloved…

But yeah he’s just So whiney. You’re all…what is WRONG with you, get OFF of me-

He’s never been physically clingy before, but now he’s holding onto your arm and begging for attention and praises and you don’t even know WHAT to think.

You don’t really know what to do?? You can give him attention but then he just wants more. Or you can ignore him and he just whines and whines and WHINES, c’mon Veritas…

Just drag him home and find him something he can entertain himself with, maybe just…turn on a documentary for him, or read one of his books for him.

He’ll eventually pass out and wake up the next day to a video you took.

You can SEE him questioning his life decisions as he watches himself act like a complete idiot.

He should consider himself very very lucky that you were the only person recording him. It’s your reminder for him to watch his drinking habits next time, haha…

vox your pathetic side is showing

SOMEONE MENTIONED DRUNK RATIO

Drunk! Ratio. It is very easy to make him blush and he smiles non-stop, even if he is doing what he likes, he may forget to place his alabaster head on him

Drunk! Ratio. Who allows himself to be pampered, for once he will let you hug and kiss him without any comment, just with a smile

Drunk! Ratio. He becomes jealous and it's not enough for him to praise him, you have to calm him down so he doesn't hit someone with his book

Drunk! Ratio. He makes the most comical statues, it doesn't matter if it's strange, suddenly he wants to make his figures that time you gave him his first book

Drunk! Ratio. He remembers every moment with you, so you'll hear him talk about how much his heart beats every time he remembers a specific situation.

Drunk! Ratio. He knows everything about you, and although he usually doesn't do more than small gifts or occasional gestures, it's surprising when he talks about how much you seem to enjoy a certain object or gesture.

Rataio. Seeing everything he did while drunk, he curses himself and falls to the ground suffering from shame and a hangover.

You're going to have to take care of him, because he seems ready to fall to the ground every time he sees any of the suffering.

Ratio when he's drunk he's suddenly an attentive and clingy lover, but don't get used to it, he's still a surly kitten.

(Don't compare Ratio to a cat in his presence, he will wear that mask even with you for the rest of the day, but he will take it off when sleeping)

Yet another for goofy drunk Ratio, I’m totally outnumbered haha~

Awww this interpretation is such a big sweetheart, for once he’s letting you completely spoil and pamper him, and it’s so bizarre to hear him saying things like, “thank you~” and “please~”

But yeah refrain from giving him reminders of how he acts when drunk. You’ll embarrass him.

Ugh and he’s the Worst when he’s embarrassed, he’s such a brat…

Incorrect quotes#934 Eepy Boy

My personal headcanon...is that Barbatos is...not a smart person in the morning...he takes time for him to wake up fully...Only You,diavolo, Solomon, and Luke have the pleasure of seeing him like this

Barb*Sitting in the chair looking at his breakfast for the past...5 minutes and drinking his "orange" juice**...Dearest...Say, There is something wrong with this orange juice...

Mc*Smilling at him putting honey on his pancakes*...It's carrot juice, Barbie

Barb*Looks at his glass*...

Barb*Frowning*...Oh.

Mc*Giving him a forehead kiss*My Eepy time lord~

y’aLL-!!

AZERU IS SPOILING US!!!!🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐