Based On The Fact That In The Fake Dreamscape, Ratio's Blissful Scenario Has Screwllum Ditching Herta

Based on the fact that in the fake dreamscape, Ratio's blissful scenario has Screwllum ditching Herta and the Simulated Universe project to come work with him on researching Penacony

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When you want to get Firefly:

…80 pulls wasted for this child.

Fuck.

Genius Society(Herta, Ruan Mei, Screwllum) + Dr. Ratio & Dumb!Genius Society!Reader

[Genre]: [Crack], [HC format], [Purely platonic]

[CW]: [None, I don't think.]

[Reference]

-> Honestly, why were you even accepted into the Genius Society? You sometimes liked learning, sure, but you weren't really that knowledgeable of a person, compared to everyone else chosen by Nous. Your interests were niche, and any research on them only resulted in information that is already fairly well known.

• Plus, now that you're part of the Society, everyone now seems rather intimidated by you, and you're only ever invited to formal events, or these academic things that you don't understand. It's distressing, and you bury yourself in your interests as a comfort.

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° Several months later, while you skim through some textbook– not really paying full attention to it, and moreso just staring blankly at each question before moving on– a brief jingle echoes from your phone, the screen lighting up and revealing an invitation to the Herta Space Station. Apparently Herta, herself, wants you to join in her Simulated Universe project.

• While coding isn't exactly one of your strong suits, you can't find it in yourself to decline her– especially since she offers you a free dormitory to sleep in, and free food– so, you pack your belongings, and set out your all expenses paid trip. Here's to hoping all goes well.

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HERTA

-> Herta's initially rather satisfied and almost excited upon getting a near immediate response from the 85th member of the Genius Society. She's curious to see what ideas could have been floating around in your head to earn their attention.

° ...All hope immediately flies out the window as soon as she actually meets you. You're a total nutcase! How in the hell are you supposed to be of any help when you're struggling with basic quantum mechanics and aether world physics?!

• It takes several weeks to get Herta to stop shunning you after that— but, even still, she refuses to let you do much on the Simulated Universe. She doesn't kick you out, though.

° The longer you stay, the more of a soft spot she gradually feels towards you. Maybe you're not a complete idiot, but it's still absurd that Nous shine their gaze over you.

• At least you don't cause any trouble for anyone in the space station.

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Ruan Mei

-> On the opposite side of the spectrum, from the moment you'd arrived in the space station, Ruan Mei had little to no interest in you. She was very busy, having to work on both the Simulated Universe and her own projects. Surely you were the same, no?

• Surprisingly, nope, because you pop by her lab almost every day, constantly changing your routine. Sometimes you want to snoop around and read all of the documents, sometimes you play with whatever creature she's experimenting on, sometimes you even bring a few desserts– each of which usually originating from different parts of your home star system.

° Your attempts to emotionally connect with Ruan Mei aren't what ends up drawing her in, though. Instead, Ruan Mei makes an acute observation of how most of her lifeforms seem to react to you. Whenever you start tapping at the glass and cooing at what's inside, they often let out little chirps and whistles, nuzzling as close to you as possible. Even her 'headache' was noticeably less aggressive around you.

• Of course, Ruan Mei doesn't really care much about her creations' social lives, but they're more motivated and less noisy after your visits, so the scientist makes an effort to pay more attention to you— you get results for her, after all. That doesn't mean you're really friends, though; you're more like... convenience friends.

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Screwllum

-> A true neutral. Screwllum isn't particularly thrilled by your arrival, but he's curious enough about you to interact with you, outside of Herta's project.

° Nous gazed upon you, a normal organic lifeform, and decided that you deserved the place of #85 in the Genius Society. While their actions usually are difficult for most to comprehend, this decision truly holds no logic– and that baffles Screwllum.

• Regardless, it's not his place to judge them, so Screwllum is actually one of the few people to welcome you to the Genius Society, and actually treat you as somewhat of an equal; more or less taking you under his wing.

° You're more than happy to work with him on the new Divergent Universe– whenever Herta doesn't need you guys— running around the simulated rooms in search of glitches, and basically beta testing the whole thing. He even lets you design a few of the occurrence portraits :D

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!Bonus! Dr. Veritas Ratio

-> Bruh.

-> My man is losing it.

-> How did such an IDIOT get into the genius society, but he didn't?

° Instantly, there's beef between the two of you, and you don't even know why. Walk past him, and he'll start glaring daggers. Dare to attend one of Dr. Ratio's classes and suddenly he's a lot more snippy than usual.

• It is not hard at all to see that Veritas Ratio is not exactly pleased with your position in the Genius Society. Bro is literally beefing with some random kid.

° He doesn't hate you, though; he's just frustrated about the whole situation. Give him a few weeks to cope lmao

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