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If Dabi Just Always Made Up Stories Of How He Got Burned:
If Dabi just always made up stories of how he got burned:
Twice: Heey Dabi. Buddy, pal... how'd you get so fucked up?
Dabi: I was drinking alcohol and then sneezed.
Twice: But how would that-
Dabi: *sneezes right then and purposely makes fire spark out*
Twice: OH!
...
Shigaraki: So... how did all that happen?
Dabi: Tried cooking a five course meal... didn't turn out to well.
...
Toga: How'd you get burned?
Dabi: I lost perfect skin privileges in the divorce.
Toga: YOU WERE MARRIED?!?!
Dabi: Not anymore.
...
Spinner: So what's the story with *gesturing to Dabi's burns*
Dabi: Same story as to why you're a lizard. I was born this way.
Spinner: Not a Lizard!
...
Mr. Compress: So, may I ask how you got so burned up?
Dabi: My father was never around to teach me how to shave. So I thought burning it would be a good idea. Good news, I never have to shave again.
...
Shigaraki: Okay so he got burned while cooking.
Twice: Wait what? I thought he got it while drinking.
Toga: No, No, NO he lost his skin privileges in the divorce!
Mr. Compress: He told me it was from learning to shave...
Spinner: Why did I get the boring story?!?!
Kurogiri: At least you didn't hear about the Grand Theft Ghost Rider story...
Everyone Else: The what?!?!
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