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My submission for #Flufftober2023 ! (@flufftober)
On a beautiful and clear spring day the BTS members were filming for what you heard was going to be a collaboration resulting in two episodes of “Run BTS!” and one episode of “The Game Caterers,” hosted by Na Young-seok. The shoot location was a large house tucked away in the South Korean mountains, surrounded by bare trees and a single road that passes nearby.
Part one of the series of games inside the house had just wrapped and the members were in the backyard of the house. The setup was very inviting and cozy, with a table set up that had a portable stove for cooking the food items that were won in the previous game. Tracing the perimeter of the yard were several seating arrangements for the filming staff and the stars. A short distance from the table there was a wooden porch swing with a vine containing orange and yellow leaves wrapping around the frame and the chains supporting the swing that could easily be occupied by three people.
The cooking table was setup for them to cook kimchi bokkeumbap and everybody seemed eager to eat after a long morning of guessing photos of celebrities and sacrificing food items. At this point, SUGA had already started frying the rice with the kimchi and the other members were scattered around the yard.
You went to every episode shoot and were well aware of the schedule. You always stood behind the cameras admiring proudly during the shoot and the director allowed breaks at designated times when the cameras were not recording. That’s when you were able to interact with the guys.
The pleasant aroma of the kimchi fried rice was wafting over and you swear your stomach growling was audible by the staff around you.
The director called for a break in filming and you wandered toward the cooking table where SUGA had portioned seven bowls of rice, one for each member.
“Ah, Yoongi. Another culinary masterpiece,” you say as you pat his right shoulder.
SUGA chuckles and replies, “it’s just fried rice.”
“Yes! But it’s cooked by THE Chef Min Yoongi!”
He smiled and handed you a bowl.
“Give this to—”
“I know.”
You accept the bowl, grab a spoon from the tabletop and walk away. Behind the cooking station was the porch swing with Jin sat on it. He was sitting with his back to one side and legs stretched out in front of him. His head was leaning against the back chain and his eyes were closed.
“Hey, handsome. How are you feeling?”
He slowly opened his eyes and blinked multiple times to adjust to the sunlight.
“No. I am not handsome today,” Jin replied as he swung his legs down and planted his feet on the ground.
“I disagree. You’re handsome every day,” you say as you sit down to the right of him. “Even if you are hungover.”
Jin playfully bumped his shoulder into yours and looked down at your hands that were holding the bowl of rice on your lap.
“Did you come over to feed me?”
“You know I did.”
Jin straightened his posture and opened his mouth wide, signaling to you that he was ready to receive the spoonful of rice. You shake your head and scoop some rice for him. Jin is staring at the spoon with wide anticipatory eyes and you can’t help but giggle at the sight of him. You slowly raise the spoon to his mouth and he eats the rice.
“Mmmm, delicious! Try some.”
“Are you feeding me now?”
“Hey! I’m the one not feeling well here!” Jin whined.
“I’m just kidding. Here, I’ll feed myself,” you say and take a small spoonful of rice.
Jin is staring at you while you’re chewing, and you nod your head at him in agreement at how good the fried rice tastes. Jin leans his back into the swing and opens his mouth again.
“Do you want me to scrounge around the house for some alcohol?” you ask as you feed Jin another mouthful. He looked aghast.
“Why would I drink MORE? Are you crazy?”
“You never heard of the ‘hair of the dog’ remedy?”
“Why would I drink dog hair? There’s not even a dog on set!” Jin almost shouted incredulously. You burst out laughing and Jin smiles at you. He loves making you laugh with his angry pouting tone.
“Yoongi-ah! I need haejangguk!” he shouts back to SUGA. No response.
Jin huffs in disappointment and puts his arm around you and rests his head on yours.
“Actually, you might just be my cure for this hangover. Your laughing makes me happy.”
You nuzzle your head into his and smile. Naturally you push back with your legs and gently swing the swing back and forth. It swings back two times, then you lock your legs to stop it abruptly.
“Oh! Sorry. That probably doesn’t help, me making the swing go. Your head is probably already spinning.”
“Yes. You made me dizzy a long time ago.”
He shifts to bury his nose into the side of your head and kisses you. You pull away to turn your head to face him and stare into his eyes. He smiles slightly and you have this overwhelming urge to plant your lips onto his soft, plump lips.
“Let’s go again!” the director announces as you begin to tilt your chin up and lean into his face.
Reality sets in and you groan. Jin laughs and puts his hand to the back of your head and leans into your face so close that you can feel his breath.
“We need to continue this later,” he says and kisses the tip of your nose.
THE END
Here's the link for AO3 and my other stories are there also.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50689489
Why do I always feel the most creative at night?
From those summer nights as a teen staying up until 4 or 5 in the morning writing innocent Monkees fanfic to now, taking advantage of the extra hour to write smutty Namjoon fic.
There really aren't enough hours in the day, I tell you.
People messing with their textbook mini DUMP
Posted on AO3 originally, but I wanted to share here also.
Notes: This is inspired by a dream I had the other night where the eye contact with RM at a museum happened. The rest I Just made up lol. Very short and cute one off scene.
Also, I honestly did not know that Namjoon's VLog was going to be released by the time I woke up from this dream. Maybe this is fate...
Summary: Jennifer has a sweet moment with a stranger in a museum.
Title: Answer
Jennifer was walking up to the tall, gray and white building that had “Art Basel” labeled on the top left corner of it. She let out a deep sigh and felt excited for her new adventure. It was a warm day in Basel, Switzerland and Jennifer decided to do a bit of “Namjooning.” She was not avid art critic, having only taken one Art History class in college, but she nonetheless appreciated the works laid out before her.
She had just passed by a wall that had large black numbers on white paper and encased in light brown frames when a tall man dressed in a gray buttoned up shirt and black beanie was crossing on the opposite side of the wall. Their eyes locked and neither one of them blinked. They both stopped walking and held each other’s stare for a good five seconds, then continued walking.
Jennifer scrunched her face and hummed. In that short amount of time, she felt a connection with this stranger that she had only seen in passing. She shrugged it off and continued to wander the museum.
Minutes later, somebody taps on her right shoulder. She turns to a man holding out a cell phone to her.
“Miss? You dropped this earlier,” he said and hands her the phone.
“Oh, but I—” she stammers as he turns and walks in the opposite direction. The phone suddenly begins vibrating in her hand. It was a black Samsung Galaxy Flip 3 phone and she flipped it open. The caller ID displayed only the word “Answer.” She taps the green answer icon and puts the phone to her ear.
“Hello?” she says.
“Hello, how are you? Um, please don’t hang up, but I have something important to tell you,” said the mystery male voice on the other end.
“Who is this?”
“Just somebody who wants to tell you how cute and beautiful you are. You deserve all the happiness in the world," was his response.
"Okay. That’s sweet, thank you, but also kind of weird. How many times have you pulled this on other girls?” Jennifer asked, still browsing the museum and reading the painting’s descriptions on the wall.
“Believe me, I have seen dozens of beautiful women in this world. Maybe tried this a few times, but you’re the only one brave enough to answer.”
“You sound cute,” she laughs out loud. “So, what do you want out of this?”
“I wanted to make our day a happy and memorable one. It seems I’ve succeeded, yeah?”
She giggles and shakes her head.
“Now, close the phone and hand it back to my friend behind you.”
She chuckles and obediently closes the phone and gives the phone back to the man who had come up to her to collect it. He nods his head at her and points a finger out into the direction behind her and she turns around. About twenty feet from her stood Kim Namjoon, with his phone to his right ear and a wide grin on his face. He pokes his dimple near the left side of his mouth with his left index finger and turns around and walks away. Jennifer’s eyes go wide and mouth gapes open. She turns around for an explanation from the man who gave her the phone, but he was nowhere to be seen.
I think I just wrote my first #BTS fic.
Wonder if I should let my husband read it. What the hell would he say? Lol.
Ooooyyyyyyyy 😍
So letting me breathe isn't an option, I see.
I'm 39 and my 48 year old boss has gotten me into #BTS. Since I already have an affinity for male ensembles (#Beatles, #Monkees, #NSYNC, #BSB, #Take That etc.), I'm becoming obsessed. Halp.. 🤣
Dogs react to their name being called.
I really want to rewatch Rebels.
Identity theft is not a joke, Ezra!
Unappreciated.
Ignored.
Disregarded.
Brushed-off.
That is what the day in the life of a dental hygienist feels like. Unless you're in that minority of RDH's that actually work in an office that cares about you and the work you put into your career, then this is the real life. The dental field is not glamorous at all, people.
Boxed macaroni and cheese is one of the greatest inventions EVER.
#everyday mood
Saving old Marvel gifs. Thanks everybody! :)
Avengers : Age of Ultron (2015)
dir. Joss Whedon
😍
one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event
‘39 by Queen playing on an old radio during a thunderstorm
😍😍 yes! Thank you for this!
Gwilym Lee as Brian May in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this!
When you forget to tell the interviewer you shot live aid on the first day
I love it!
Cousin posted this on Facebook, but I don't know who exactly to credit.
First post
I don't know what I'm doing, but I am shocked that I didn't get into tumblr sooner in my life seeing as I get super fangirly over things I obsess about (always have).
P.S. I have been obsessed with Queen lately. Might be lurking around some pages for inspiration...