fiftythousandfishes - Piscine Hivemind
Piscine Hivemind

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6 months ago

i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence

6 months ago

@pinapple

not usually a gasmask kinda critter HOWEVER.

the 1969 XM28E4

Not Usually A Gasmask Kinda Critter HOWEVER.
Not Usually A Gasmask Kinda Critter HOWEVER.
6 months ago
the first panel of a four panel comic in pencil of an inkling and a salmonid from splatoon. The inkling raises her phone up to take a selfie of them both, she says "so when I click the button you smile, ok? ready?". The salmonid looks up, unsure
the second panel of the comic shows two selfies of the inkling and the salmonid. The inkling is smiling in both, and the salmonid cracks a smile in the second one. In the second one, the inkling is giving up a peace sign with her hands, and the salmonid is giving two thumbs up
The third panel shows the inkling pointing at her phone and getting ready to take another picture. "Ok, now a serious one." she says. The Salmonid smiles back.
The final panel shows a photo realistic salmon fish and a squid staring directly ahead.

wait I think he blinked

6 months ago

friend...

[ Image Description: A Drawing Of A Minecraft Salmon. There Is Arrows Pointing To It With Text Saying,

[ Image Description: A drawing of a Minecraft salmon. There is arrows pointing to it with text saying, β€œAmazing” and β€œBeautiful” there are also hearts drawn around it. End ID. ]

ive been playing minecraft and have this pet fish and i love him so much he is my son

[plz reblog]

6 months ago

feesh :)

Some Art I Did Today! First Post :o]

some art I did today! First post :o]

7 months ago

I'd put this in my entrance hallway so it's the first thing guests see upon entering my home. Please, come in, shake my fish :)

Fishy Business

Fishy business


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7 months ago

Good news friends, it's blendin' time

Nutribullet cup with a layer of baked beans on the bottom and bright green mushy peas on the top, held up in front of a wooden kitchen cabinet

Drumroll please, for these beautifully blended peans -

Partially blended mixture of baked beans and mushy peas in a white bowl on a wooden chopping board. The mixture is an unpleasant mid-tone greeny-yellow brown. It looks thick and lumpy

Now them's some proper peans. And wouldn't ya know, it actually tastes better blended

Peak English cuisine.

Peans

Not quite peas, not quite beans

A can of Bachelors Original Mushy Peas next to a can of Branston Baked Beans, lying side by side on a wooden chopping board

But something special, in betweans

Bowl of baked beans mixed with mushy peas. It's an unpleasant greeny-yellowy brown colour

Ersatz peans, or as @little-a-gender put it, pseudopeans.

gimme a few days and i might try blending my peans


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7 months ago

I have to keep telling myself I don't need a waterproof camera that can link to my phone. I don't need it. I don't! But. i do so want to peep the fishes...

7 months ago

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FISH🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟