Ty Dellandrea, hockey player, Canadian in California. Got.The.Zoomiess
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Anyone who hasn't heard this yet today: hi
Honestly just happy to be able to zoom around the ice again
We all agree, right?
AI to write your novel is wrong
A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay
at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
My back needs to crack so bad, help
guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
gps but for a way out of this
hate when the dash is dead. stop working and sleeping and get the fuck ONLINE
Everyone say happy birthday to @bdubstkachuk!!!
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
the woke media won't tell you this but actually hanging out with your friends is fun and if you do it you will probably stop wanting to cry nonstop
people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
I'm multifaceted in the manner that I'm constantly online but also have no fucking clue what's happening on The Internet
Your honor my client's love language is money laundering
hey butthead ily
Rude but Ily2
I think "refreshing" is an underrated flavor spectrum. Like I love it when something is refreshing
pay me no heed brother. i'm simply being playful
good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"
God so many follows