Hey Everyone, Great News! Starting Monday We're Relaxing Our Don't-piss-in-the-pool Requirements And

hey everyone, great news! starting monday we're relaxing our don't-piss-in-the-pool requirements and no longer mandating that swimmers control their bladders while in the water. of course if you're more comfortable not pissing in the pool, you may continue to do so - everyone should make the pee decision that feels safest for them and their family. please respect everyone's choice about where to pee. thanks 😊

scrunkle and scrimbli, wonderful names for a clay son and stone daughter <3

[ID: Two photos of small craft animals. The first is a round pink red panda-like creature with two little front paws, a gold nose and eyes, blue inner ears and a gold-striped tail. It is about an inch tall, being held between a thumb and finger. The second is a light blue bunny painted on a light grey rock, with a dark blue nose and pink eyes and detailing, surrounded by sparkles, a planet and a shooting star, all in purple and orange. End ID]

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

Finally, a Florida Man story of merit.

the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years