Firowisteria - Bivouac's Husband

THE BRENLIE AND KENDA SHIPPERS ARE EATING TONIGHT

OTGW Headcanons <3

(These headcanon are a year after OTGW plot) (some characters, such as Beatrice and Lorna, are in Wirt's imagination and are also real people in real life)

Wirt

Cadance Collins is her legal name

her b-day July 3rd

Edward is her deadname

Wirt is the nickname she stuck with (it's probably gonna stick with her forever)

Transfem lesbian

she/her

wears light academia aesthetic

was mute for the first few years in her life, then lived with selective mutism until she was 12

she loves using huge words, and has a HUGE vocabulary

her favorite song is Black Hole Fantasy by The Crane Wives

transitioned about 6 months after OTGW

her favorite food is fries (dipped in mustard)

likes playing clarinet, hates performing (canon tho)

I would say she was 15 in the plot

going for a lit major in college

her main inspiration is Emily Dickinson

Greg

Gregory Collins

he/him

5 years old in the plot

his birthday is May 15th

he loves animals and wants to be a zookeeper when he grows up

dyslexic

matches his dad's merriment

He and his dad egg Wirt on to join the marching band, but Wirt thinks it's social suicide.

There is never a day when they don't ask her to join the marching band

Beatrice

Beatrice Alder

she/her

her b-day is December 28th

bi-curious

Beatrice is the second oldest of her family

she is part of the school council and is pretty popular

She is known as "Bea" in school

the reason why Wirt didn't think "oh, she seems familiar" when Beatrice introduced herself is because they never talk to each other in school

she wants to be an ornithologist and going for a bio major

Lorna

Lorna O'Keefe

she/ze

her b-day is January 30th

demigirl bi

she is adopted, her aunt is her only parent

In school, ze talks to herself as if she is seeing ghosts

but she is too scared to do much of anything without people's approval (usually her aunt's)

This is probably why Wirt would be concerned about Lorna's aunt

ze loves graphic novels and even more graphic movies

if you are not her aunt, you cannot beat her in chess

she is part of the SAT Prep club (she is far from preppy but she is really, really, smart)

Sara

Sara Fenner

she/they

MtNBfem bi

her b-day is October 15th

they main Bayonetta in Smash Bros (LIKE HOW, SHE'S SO COMPLICATED TO PLAY, LOLOL)

she was Wirt's trans awakening, among other things

she likes cyberpunk and dark academia aesthetic

works at a circus as a motorcycler

they love dancing and is SUPER DUPER flexable

her favorite song is Femininomenon by Chappell Roan

yes, she is dating Wirt because SAPPHICS ARE AMAZING

I'm so joining this

WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER 2024

As promised, the list is here one month in advance to allow for preparation time! Just like last time, there are no hard rules. Just a fun exercise to draw things considered “cringe” by popular culture! No stress needed :)

I go more in depth on the list here, so check that out! of course, feel free to send asks my way if any questions remain <3

I’m really proud of this year’s list, honestly. And I’m incredibly excited for October! I hope everyone has fun!!

I find it funny that Amanda does this whenever taking a break