I Got TheTop 4.47% On This English Vocabulary Test

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

The Hangster Nightmare Comic!

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Full comic below the cut!

Jake Seresin started out biting his nails. When he was young, he had a lot of energy that he couldn’t expel, so he started fidgeting and eventually biting his nails.

His mama told him it was unseemly to do so, especially in public or during church. His nails would later thank his mama, she said.

So he started chewing gum.

Jake Seresins favourite gum flavour used to be cinnamon.

This time his daddy had something to say about his habit. Saying that real men wouldn’t put gum in their mouth. Or else they’d be a sissy. The people at church would think he’d be part of them queer filth hangin’ around.

(When he thinks about it later he realises that his dad never had a problem with the gum but with his son) ((when he thinks about it even later he realises that his dad was a piece of shit bigot and Jake had no way to change his mind. It wasn’t Jake’s failure))

Let’s just say that he doesn’t like the taste of cinnamon anymore.

Then during high school, Jake Seresin found the beauty of toothpicks. Chewing on them when he got nervous and learning new tricks to keep him busy.

An unintended side effect it gave him, is that people immediately see him as an asshole. As an uninterested jerk. And Jake uses that fully to his advantage.

He learns that it’s better to roll with his perceived persona than to share his real self and getting burned.

Another side effect that he fully uses to his advantage, is that it draws attention to his mouth. When he’s sweet-talking a pretty thing at the bar, he makes sure their eyes never wander from his mouth. He’d say it’s his best feature. It hasn’t failed him yet.

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Jake loves giving head. He lives for the salty taste in his mouth, the weight of a cock on his tongue. He could spend hours sucking his lovers off, no matter if they were hard or spent already.

Jake loves it when his lovers hold his head still and use him. Gripping his hair tight so he can't move and do nothing but feel the ridges of his lover's cock on the inside of his mouth, the head forcing itself past his throat.

Jake also loves it when he can pin his lovers to the couch or bed. Pushing them into bliss again and again, obsessed as he is with keeping his lovers cock in his mouth. Jake could go for hours.

Jake tried cockwarming one time. He immediately loved it. He loved sitting still and doing nothing but focus on the weight and taste. Focusing on the musky scent that was strongest down there. Nose deep in wiry hairs and jaw spread open wide.

There was no end goal. Just him, kneeling on the ground and floating away.

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this