you can call me janus :phe/it/ey/bugs/hiss pronouns <3my hyperfixations fluctuate wildly
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please try before assuming you will fail at something and become paralyzed by fear and end up doing nothing. give yourself the chance to try what you’d like to do. maybe you won’t fail. maybe you’ll feel a little better just for trying. no one is judging you as much as you think they are. try.
candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.
Alright so. I’m back to this. I dunno if he’s reealllyyy an OC. But at this point I’ve added so much to his character and backstory that I can barely interact with the actual game anymore. he’s just my personal little dress up doll. And I have about 4 dozen different AUs for the pre-game danganronpa 2 cast. and some of those are monster aus bc of course they are. And this is one of three moster!aus i’ve settled on… You can tell where this is going, methinks…
Uhhhhh… AFAB genderfluid siren kazuichi souda. But hes just shit at singing… and alluring people.
I also meshed together the og bird-women sirens from the myths and the fish-women sirens from modern day interpretations. So he’s got feathers AND scales and maybe a shark tail bc i can do what i want with my little guys.
Btw I didn’t draw in wings bc I’m not quite sure how they’ll be shaped and placed, but those shits are like. 25 feet across MINIMUM. And at least as tall as his whole body. Also, hes got bird legs. And arms. And body in general. Why’s he wear the same baggy ass, filthy coveralls every day? Because his whole body is covered in feathers, and its hell to wear tighter clothes, but he can’t legally walk around ‘naked’ all day. Eyes super sensitive to light. His lips are kinda beaky? Like they have normal lips but there’s a hard beak-like structure underneath. And they’re kinda pointy. I think it maybe works kindof like retractable claws or maybe in a goblin shark-esque fashion, but i don!t know how that would work. So maybe his mouth just looks like one of the in-between stages of the animorphs.
In this AU. He doesn’t have bad vision in the traditional sense. But he sees in a LOT of detail and it gets really overwhelming. So he’s got these dinky little blurry-glasses to help when he needs to read or look at something with small details. He’s also CRAZY for hair. Preening insticts yknow. Loves to comb it.
Also he’s uh. Autistic. But thats not an AU thing, just a him thing.
okay so @bumfyluvur96 just reminded me that a comical amount of dexter's lab characters have the same glasses as scudworth and judgement boy and now i gotta declare a new character trend
i present to you, These Glasses™
draw a character wearing These Glasses™ and make it your own
basic guidelines for characters with These Glasses™:
must be mischievous. just absolutely dastardly. troublesome, even.
if the character is not mischievous, they're a total nerd
thou shalt not grant them bitches
characters with These Glasses™ are probably neurodivergent
must have a constant 'rizz face' on because they are such a rapscallion (reference: judgement boy)
either the Braincell Haver or the Braincell Lacker, no inbetween
must be the cartooniest bitch alive. realism is for SQUARES!!!
they probably eat sheet metal and live with their mom
if you dont like the guidelines, feel free to do whatever, im not the police
happy oc making or something!
Hey guess what I finally finished!
i will. be getting back to this. 👀
okay so @bumfyluvur96 just reminded me that a comical amount of dexter's lab characters have the same glasses as scudworth and judgement boy and now i gotta declare a new character trend
i present to you, These Glasses™
draw a character wearing These Glasses™ and make it your own
basic guidelines for characters with These Glasses™:
must be mischievous. just absolutely dastardly. troublesome, even.
if the character is not mischievous, they're a total nerd
thou shalt not grant them bitches
characters with These Glasses™ are probably neurodivergent
must have a constant 'rizz face' on because they are such a rapscallion (reference: judgement boy)
either the Braincell Haver or the Braincell Lacker, no inbetween
must be the cartooniest bitch alive. realism is for SQUARES!!!
they probably eat sheet metal and live with their mom
if you dont like the guidelines, feel free to do whatever, im not the police
happy oc making or something!
Kinda fucked up when you watch something and you're like wow, this would have been really good if they had changed almost everything
You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.
The Slender/Creepypasta mansion will always be there in the bottom of my heart but let's be real, the proxies are probably like the only ones who don't actively live there.
Obviously I just headcanon that everyone has different rankings, Slender being the highest, the proxies second and then the other killers. You get the medics too, people who just are around to help mend up wounds and such. ie, Jack, Nurse Ann, etc. I feel like they have their own medical ward and all.
Then all the creeps get assigned missions and such, like stealing supplies or targets they are given to kill and recruit.
But the proxies are different (I know Marble Hornets and Creepypasta are not linked directly but I just love the idea of Tim, Brian and Toby as proxies too much lmao. Bring back 2013 Creepypasta tho frfr) I feel like in the space when Toby first started, he was pretty reckless and wasn't as strong as he is now, but now he's like a really fucking well trained Proxy and actually has a high ranking alongside Tim and Brian. The proxies never stay in the mansion because they are always out, sleeping rough in cars, undercover in towns and cities, they have cabins dotted around in woodland areas. Their missions could take months and they are pretty isolated from the rest. They are the only ones Slender trusts to mingle with civilisation because they can appear as normal people.
They usually work alone and are separated from one another but sometimes they'll bump into each other in a cabin, talk about their assignments, etc. Obviously when all three proxies are together, I feel like are super powerful. Imagine being stalked by three fuckers, you're at work or something and as you finish you find the three of them outside mumbling to each other, the only light illuminating their faces are their lit cigarettes and as you walk past they all fall quiet. Like?
Anyway I'm rambling..........
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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
wearing a shirt that says ask me why i love kazuichi souda
share the rare pair ppt
oh well when you ask me so nicely (i actually did not think people would care) (also don't expect too much skdnskjkjdk)
also tagging @empressumbreon (idk if i should tag everyone else who liked the post fdkfkjsdh actually thought no one would care. how do i do this)
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it
im slithering out of my lurk cave (get it? Slithering? Yknow like a snake like how deceits a snake? Haha im so funny)
^^fucking theatre kids consuming ~half of my waking thoughts.
I am a valiant hater of the scales on his face being identical.. idk it just rubs me the wrong way. This is how i imagine him ^_^
I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain
If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain
old fandom stuff i miss:
the dark sides becoming small animals when stressed. (usually raccoon, snake, octopus)
terrible youtube comic dubs.
pattons full name for human aus always being patton hart
virgil and remus just beating the shit out of eachother in genuinely fucked up ways. i love that.
logan wearing the unicorn onesie as default jammies
logan always being logan croft
janus being the dark side mom. ik some still do that but. i miss ittt
in general the dark sides being fucking derangedly violent. i love that shit.
all the pride art. we should rainbow the sides more often
virgil and remy always being besties/siblings. i loved that shit.
nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know
of course he has gold bricks and pronouns
Broke: Janus and Virgil completely hate each other.
Woke: They don't actually hate each other, Virgil is just mad that Janus forgot their anniversary one time.
Bespoke: They started pretending to hate each other so it would be easier for Virgil to get accepted, and now they're just seeing how long it takes Thomas and the other sides to notice that they've actually been dating this whole time.