Update: He Actually Has A Little Jar Of Sprinkles And A Large Jar Of Sprinkles

update: he actually has a little jar of sprinkles and a large jar of sprinkles

at barnes and noble rn and the guy across from us just pulled out and ate an entire fried chicken and now has an entire case of mini cupcakes and a large jar of rainbow sprinkles to eat all himself in the span of maybe 20 minutes

just met my 45 year old cousin for the first time the other day and half way through the meal he randomly says he didn't know that my parents had another child because he's only met the other two and then apologized for forgetting my mum told him I existed 😭

like did he think I was just like some random teenage friend of hana's ?? Jsbsjsvdjbdjbs

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

at this point the funniest possible thing they could do for pride month is not upload

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